S2 E1 • Le Cadeau

Dilmom's birthday is coming up! In search of the perfect gift, Dilbert and Dogbert go shopping, but an unspeakable event in Dilbert's childhood has him afraid to set foot in that horrible monstrosity known as The Mall.

Première diffusion : 2 novembre 1999

S2 E2 • Le Proces

Dilbert is sent to prison after the Pointy-Haired boss frames him for a fatal traffic accident that kills multiple nobel prize winners. Once inside, he applies his knowledge of mathematics and engineering to prison life and takes over his cell block.

Première diffusion : 23 novembre 1999

S2 E3 • Le Linceul de Wally

Dilbert has a near-death experience at a gas station, and finds that the afterlife is exactly like the office. Meanwhile, a group listening to a multi-level marketing speech become hypnotized, and through a bizarre accident caused by a crashing space shuttle and the birthday kit create a religion based on Wally. Dilbert and Dogbert manage to cover up the crash, while Wally turns away his followers with his odd habits.

Première diffusion : 9 novembre 1999

S2 E4 • Le Doupi

Dilbert's attempts to design a children's toy go horribly awry when the toys gain sentience and mutate into hideous but benevolent creatures that want independence.

Première diffusion : 7 décembre 1999

S2 E5 • L'Art

Dilbert is assigned to create a digital work of art. The result, the "Blue Duck," ends up appealing to the lowest common denominator of society and destroys the value and popularity of classic artworks.

Première diffusion : 16 novembre 1999

S2 E6 • La Faim

Dilbert tries to end world hunger by creating a new, safe, artificial food, but it tastes so bad that even people dying of starvation refuse to eat it – until Dilmom gets involved.

Première diffusion : 1 février 2000

S2 E7 • L'Agent De Securité

After a heated debate, Dilbert and the building's security guard trade jobs to see who can do the other's job better. Dilbert quickly finds himself in over his head when he discovers an illegal casino being run underneath the building.

Première diffusion : 18 janvier 2000

S2 E8 • La Fusion

The Pointy-Haired Boss decides that the company needs to merge with another, and unwittingly chooses a company of brain-sucking extraterrestrials.

Première diffusion : 25 janvier 2000

S2 E9 • La Réunion

Dilbert's home is chosen as the location for an off-site meeting when a environmentalist sues his company because of their deforestation policies.

Première diffusion : 8 février 2000

S2 E10 • L'Assistant

In an effort to conceal the fact that there are engineering jobs elsewhere, Dilbert is unwillingly promoted to management and given an assistant, sparking a showdown with the other engineers.

Première diffusion : 15 février 2000

S2 E11 • Le Pique Nique

The annual company picnic is coming up and with it the yearly softball game between Marketing and Engineering. Dilbert becomes involved in a Romeo and Juliet-esque relationship with the new girl from Marketing.

Première diffusion : 11 juillet 2000

S2 E12 • L'Employer Virtuel

Dilbert and his co-workers find an empty cubicle and start dumping their obsolete computer equipment into it. To keep the marketing department from claiming the cubicle, they hack into the human resources database and create a profile for a fake engineer named Todd. The plan backfires when Todd is named project leader and develops a messianic reputation.

Première diffusion : 30 mai 2000

S2 E13 • Le retour

Dilbert tries to buy a computer online but gets the wrong model, leading to an unpleasant surprise when he tries to return it to Comp-U-Comp headquarters.

Première diffusion : 22 février 2000

S2 E14 • L'éthique

After the company employees are forced to take ethical training classes, Dilbert is put in charge of designing a nationwide Internet voting network. His scruples are put to the test when an attractive female representative of a tobacco special-interest group tries to seduce him.

Première diffusion : 25 juillet 2000

S2 E15 • Les Faits

Dogbert becomes rich and famous by writing a best-selling book about an imaginary disease, "Chronic Cubicle Syndrome", and Dilbert finds himself saddled with the job of devising a cure.

Première diffusion : 18 juillet 2000

S2 E16 • La Grossesse

Ratbert accidentally sends Dilbert's model rocket into space. When it returns with samples of DNA from aliens, cows, hillbillies, engineers, and robots, it rectally impales Dilbert, impregnating him. Part one of a two part episode.

Première diffusion : 6 juin 2000

S2 E17 • La Livraison

Dilbert's pregnancy turns into a media circus as the various "parents" of his baby sue for custody, with Steve Austin presiding over the hearing. Part two of a two part episode.

Première diffusion : 13 juin 2000