S3 E1 • Elka's Choice

Elka faces a choice of three suitors: her fiancé, Fred ; her ex-boyfriend Max; and Bobby, the husband she thought was dead. Meanwhile, Victoria gets some mileage out of her marriage to Joy in a TV appearance.

Première diffusion : 30 novembre 2011

S3 E2 • Beards

Victoria brings Joy, Melanie and Elka along for the ride when she's a guest speaker on a gay cruise, where Melanie has a surprise reunion with her estranged sister, and Victoria and Joy's lesbian facade could come crashing down when they meet the ship's handsome captain.

Première diffusion : 7 décembre 2011

S3 E3 • Funeral Crashers

Elka teaches the ladies how to go funeral crashing to find the dress lost by Melanie's dry cleaner; Elka has a reunion with a man from her past.

Première diffusion : 14 décembre 2011

S3 E4 • Happy Fat

The ladies treat their neighbors to makeovers, while Elka adjusts to dating a younger man.

Première diffusion : 21 décembre 2011

S3 E5 • One Thing or a Mother

The ladies host a dinner party to solve their dating dilemmas, which include Roy's mother's hatred of Elka, Victoria's hand-model boyfriend and Melanie's boyfriend's resemblance to Winnie the Pooh.

Première diffusion : 28 décembre 2011

S3 E6 • How Did You Guys Meet, Anyway?

How Did You Guys Meet, Anyway?

Première diffusion : 4 janvier 2012

S3 E7 • Two Girls and a Rhino

Joy and Elka camp out at the zoo to help save an endangered species of rhinoceros. Meanwhile, Melanie dates a senator; and Victoria goes out with a janitor.

Première diffusion : 11 janvier 2012

S3 E8 • God and Football

On Elka's (and Betty White's) 90th birthday, Melanie takes her to the Browns' locker room and ends up dating the kicker. Joy and Elka get some surprising medical news. And after a near-death experience Victoria's convinced that Elka is God.

Première diffusion : 18 janvier 2012

S3 E9 • Love is Blind

Victoria's daughter, Emmy, arrives for a visit with the news that she and Melanie's son, Will, are engaged. Meanwhile, Joy's blind boyfriend thinks she's 26; and Elka has a ball prank calling the New York Yankee's third baseman.

Première diffusion : 25 janvier 2012

S3 E10 • Life with Lucci

Victoria's enemy Susan Lucci comes looking for support after the cancellation of "All My Children," but Victoria warns her friends that the soap star is not to be trusted. Meanwhile, Elka talks hoops with Baron Davis of the NBA's Cleveland Cavaliers.

Première diffusion : 1 février 2012

S3 E11 • I'm with the Band

Victoria takes a trip down memory lane when her old flame Johnny Revere comes to Cleveland to record a song for charity. Meanwhile, Elka wants a lock of a singer's hair for a good cause; Joy wonders what life is like as a rock star; and Melanie chases a musical idol.

Première diffusion : 8 février 2012

S3 E12 • Lost Loves

Valentine's Day inspires the women to look for their lost loves, including the man who jilted Joy at the altar.

Première diffusion : 15 février 2012

S3 E13 • Tangled Web

The ladies seek refuge at a lake house after Victoria loses a poisonous spider that belongs to her ex-husband; Melanie's potential new beau turns out to be Joy's former fiancé.

Première diffusion : 7 mars 2012

S3 E14 • Hot & Heavy

Eyeing an opportunity to win a Newsie Award, Victoria dons a fat suit at Overeaters Anonymous, and Elka comes along to claim she lost 600 pounds. Meanwhile, Joy dates a man who's not exactly her type; and Melanie meets a new guy in an unusual place.

Première diffusion : 14 mars 2012

S3 E15 • Rubber Ball

When Melanie, Joy, and Victoria try to join a prestigious Cleveland country club, they discover that Elka has a long history with the clubs president and he's bent on revenge.

Première diffusion : 21 mars 2012

S3 E16 • Everything Goes Better With Vampires

Melanie dates a professor who makes her feel dumb; Victoria wants to get rid of the housekeeper; Elka's frustrated by her writing partner; Joy goes out with a guy she thinks is Rick Springfield.

Première diffusion : 28 mars 2012

S3 E17 • Claus, Tails & High Pitched Males: Birthdates 3

On another round of "birthdates," Elka thinks her date is Santa Claus; Victoria is reunited with Capt. Lebeau; Melanie goes out with a guy with a high-pitched voice; and Joy is a man's first date since leaving the priesthood.

Première diffusion : 11 avril 2012

S3 E18 • Cruel Shoes

Victoria tries designing shoes and uses Melanie and Joy as runway models, but Elka is more anxious to see the latest in tracksuits. Meanwhile, Joy dates a man who lives life to the fullest.

Première diffusion : 18 avril 2012

S3 E19 • Bye George, I Think He's Got It!

Elka's twin sister returns for a visit; Joy accepts a proposal from her terminally ill boyfriend; a billionaire wants a makeover from Melanie and Victoria to make him attractive to women.

Première diffusion : 25 avril 2012

S3 E20 • The Gateway Friend

The ladies need to get a friend visiting from Los Angeles back together with her boyfriend—a popular Beverly Hills dermatologist—if they hope to ever have another appointment with him.

Première diffusion : 2 mai 2012

S3 E21 • Some Like It Hot

The cast and crew look back at the favorite moments and best bloopers from the third season.

Première diffusion : 9 mai 2012

S3 E22 • Storage Wars

An abandoned storage unit up for bid contains an important historical artifact that calls for Artie Firestone's expertise. Meanwhile, Joy befriends a truck driver and learns how to operate a CB.

Première diffusion : 16 mai 2012

S3 E23 • What's Behind the Door

When Victoria wants to turn her cancelled soap opera into an app, she has to get the series creator on board. They enlist the cast, including the actor who played Honor St. Ravens ex-husband, to film a new episode picking up where the finale left off.

Première diffusion : 30 mai 2012

S3 E24 • Blow Outs

When Melanie's hair blow out lasts unusually long, Joy and Victoria demand to know who's blowing her. When Melanie tries to keep it a secret from them, tensions arise amongst our ladies and the two rival hairdressers at Elka's favorite salon.

Première diffusion : 6 juin 2012