S2 E1 • The LoadingReadyRap

Introducing 64K, G*Star's Commodore 64 is in need of the LoadingReadyRap.

Première diffusion : 22 octobre 2004

S2 E2 • Field Guide to Homo Mortuus

A guide to Homo Mortuus, more commonly known as the zombie.

Première diffusion : 29 octobre 2004

S2 E3 • The Process

Graham provides us with a fascinating look into the process behind the creation of LoadingReadyRun's videos - except that the "process" seems to consist mostly of Graham changing the script to give himself more screen time and writing out everyone else's parts. When Paul discovers that Graham is making the latest video entirely by himself, starring himself, the process of vengeance begins!

Première diffusion : 5 novembre 2004

S2 E4 • Pwn'd

In revenge for being cut out of the sketches for The Process, Morgan decides to prank Graham, "Punk'd" style, by having Conor call him and say someone was found dead. The dead body will be Paul and Graham will be progressively humiliated. When Graham appears, Conor acts in an increasingly shocking fashion, doing things such as raiding Paul's corpse for his wallet and suggesting taking his possessions. Eventually Morgan appears and reveals the whole thing is a hoax, except that Paul really is dead, and Conor runs off.

Première diffusion : 12 novembre 2004

S2 E5 • Celestial Sea: Episode 1

Myke and Amy are happily on vacation, and after lunch the two visit the circus, where Myke has his shirt signed by one of the performers. The performer reccomends the resort's virtual reality games, so he two try it out, with Myke and Amy both choosing "wired" caharcters - themselves. After the computer has loaded the simulation, and pointed out that Myke has something written on his shirt, all the power goes out, and the computer warns of an attack on the planet. After several attempts, she manages to communicate this to Myke, and he and Amy flee the resort. They meet up with Myke's parents, and the four are told to run for the rescue ship, whilst the guards try to hold off the spproaching attackers. Myke and Amy are separated from Myke's parents, and are cornered by a robotic crab. While Myke wonders if he had lunch, the episode ends.

Première diffusion : 19 novembre 2004

S2 E6 • The Aftermath

Graham, Geoff, and Conor are watching TV when Paul suddenly appears, much to their surprise. The three attempt to explain to Paul that his death was a prank that went horribly wrong. A series of flashbacks shows that they tried to resuscitate Paul with CPR, only to break his ribs, and then they tried to revive him using a car battery and some jumper cables, which they applied somewhere very awkward. This leaves Paul able to smell nothing but burning. Then they dumped Paul off in the Homo Mortuus Reserve and now Paul is a zombie. Unimpressed, Paul vows to eat the trio's brains in revenge.

Première diffusion : 26 novembre 2004

S2 E7 • The Puppet Master

The first of three shorts based on the popular comic 'Bob the Angry Flower'. Bob is feeling down, so his friend tries to get him to talk to "Mr Happy Puppy" the puppet. Initially angrilly rejecting the idea, he puts the handpuppet on, and it quickly takes him out of his comfort zone. In response, Bob hits it, injuring his own hand.

Première diffusion : 3 décembre 2004

S2 E8 • Sales Success a la Meteor

The second of three shorts based on the popular comic 'Bob the Angry Flower'. Bob buys 'meteor repellant' charms and makes money by selling them to the U.N. Meteor Deflection Task Force at an inflated price. As far as he knows, they don't even work.

Première diffusion : 3 décembre 2004

S2 E9 • Schrodinger's Fridge

One of three shorts adapted from Bob the Angry Flower. Bob may have drunk all the beer in the fridge; he may not have. Until the fridge is opened, the number of beers drunk is indeterminate! The problem is that the wavefunction doesn't collapse no matter how much Bob observes.

Première diffusion : 3 décembre 2004

S2 E10 • Celestial Sea: Episode 2

After being cornered by the crab, Myke and Amy are rescued by the circus folk. Myke, still pining over lunch, wants to rescue his parents, but Tiny Tim (a seven-foot strongman) insists they have to get to the teleporter. Also, he says Myke has something on his shirt. After teleporting onto the Federation Rescue Ship G7X92B42 Hydra, or "Binky", they are told to prepare for Gravitic Warp, which Myke interprets as a performance by his favorite band, Gravitic Warp. On the Bridge, the Captain eventually manages to get the ship away from the planet. Myke and Amy are resting, Myke still waiting for the band, and confusuing his lunch with the robot attack. Suddenly, the warp engines shut off, and the ship is attacked. The Captain orders power to the shields, but is eventually forced to give the order to abandon ship. And to not look out the window, as it might make you panic. Myke and Amy are separated, as it is one per escape pod. As the survivors are ejected from the ship, Binky explodes, and the episode ends.

Première diffusion : 10 décembre 2004

S2 E11 • Last Minute

It's Christmas Eve, and Graham's forgotten to do his gift shopping. While he runs off to the gas station, Paul does his shopping online - but both have some unexpected problems. The only place open is a Gas Station, so Graham buys people oil, whilst Paul seems unable to create a password for his account that the website will accept.

Première diffusion : 17 décembre 2004

S2 E12 • 2004 Holiday Special

Paul and Graham have composed new lyrics to a traditional holiday tune. Unfortunately, getting everyone else to actually sing "The Twelve Days of Giftmas" is like herding cats, as the cast get distracted by Halo, and bored of singing the same lines over and over.

Première diffusion : 24 décembre 2004

S2 E13 • Digital Love

Kathleen confronts Graham - she thinks he's cute, and it's high time they took their relationship to the next level; however, Graham is oblivious, and Kathleen needs to spell it out. Her attempts to do so are interrupted by a hostile interjection from Graham's computer, which considers its own relationship with Graham to be all he needs. Kathleen and the computer argue until Kathleen becomes convinced that the computer is indeed romantically superior and absconds with it. Graham turns to his Commodore 64 for comfort and is rebuffed.

Première diffusion : 31 décembre 2004

S2 E14 • Celestial Sea: Episode 3

Myke's Escape Pod sets a course for Landel VI, the nearest habitable planet, 100 hours away. He is driven slowly insane by the Computer's entertainment programs, 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall, available in over 5,000 languages. The Pod eventually comes to Landel VI, but Myke crashes the pod by trying to land it manually. Myke notes a strange energy reading, and requests a weapon, but the computer refuses to replicate him any weapon more advanced than a sword, as the planet is technologically undeveloped. He sets off in search of lunch, but soon passes out from hunger. If only he hadn't skipped lunch... He wakes up in a nearby village, populated by "creepy elf children", who found him unconscious. They tell him there is very little food in the village, but after a long and complex thought process, Myke realizes the Escape Pod's replicator could create some food for him. He hurries back, but finds the Pod has been attacked, and the distress signal cut off. As Myke comes to the horrifying realization that this means no food, the episode ends.

Première diffusion : 7 janvier 2005

S2 E15 • Spam Theatre 2

LRR acts out spam, such as "Goranga!" and "Mail-away College Degrees".

Première diffusion : 14 janvier 2005

S2 E16 • Extreme Battle Challenge

Alex, the Reebester, Dave and Mr. Satan/Stan face off in an not-so-epic battle for a small carton of pocky.

Première diffusion : 21 janvier 2005

S2 E17 • At Least You're Not Dead

Andy performs a showtune he wrote himself.

Première diffusion : 28 janvier 2005

S2 E18 • The Bright Young Newcomer

In a parody of Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Graham and Paul mock an old documentary. George brings in a new girl, Joan, who annoys Betty the older more experienced employee with her new ideas on filing.

Première diffusion : 4 février 2005

S2 E19 • Mental Battle

Paul must enter a mindscape and confront a being of malignant evil that will summon up spectres from his past to destroy his psyche. It doesn't go quite like he expects, though...

Première diffusion : 12 février 2005

S2 E20 • Celestial Sea: Episode 4

Myke follows the strange energy reading to a basement where he is captured by Lance Fabulous after meeting an escape pod thief.

Première diffusion : 19 février 2005

S2 E21 • How to Impress Women

As females are little understood by men Loading Ready Labs gives this guide. Do: show off your muscles, impress her with your knowledge of Shakespeare, show her your collection of 18th century art, compliment her outfit, tell her that she is sexy, play fun video games, impress her with your puppeteering skills, woo her with your ideals of courtly love, and ask her to marry you. Do not: show off your wrestling moves, impress her with your knowledge of Star Trek, show her your collection of 18th century pornography, suggest another outfit that makes her look less fat, tell her that she is smelly, play competitive video games, impress her with your meat puppeteering skills, woo her with a mating dance you saw on the Discovery channel, or ask her to start popping out babies.

Première diffusion : 25 février 2005

S2 E22 • Split Screen Scripting

Graham and Paul act out a sketch as it is being written. Algernon and Sedgewick face off in some kind of thriller.

Première diffusion : 4 mars 2005

S2 E23 • The Procrastinator

Graham and Paul welcome you to LoadingReadyRun 3000! Today's video is a social engineering filmstrip from 1952, presented complete with funny commentary.

Première diffusion : 11 mars 2005

S2 E24 • Rick Mercer

Rick Mercer (This Hour Has 22 Minutes, Talking to Americans & The Rick Mercer Report) plugs LoadingReadyRun.

Première diffusion : 18 mars 2005

S2 E25 • Suspend Your Disbelief

Since Pat finds musicals absurd Andy uses the power of song and dance to change his mind.

Première diffusion : 18 mars 2005

S2 E26 • Celestial Sea: Episode 5

Myke manages to crash the ship just by pressing a button. After crash landing they quickly give themselves up and they are thrown in a dungeon.

Première diffusion : 25 mars 2005

S2 E27 • Yummies Ads

Yummies presents cinnamon chew snack cakes. Yummies snack cakes. Evil Corp. holds the worlds supply of oatmeal and apple snacks cakes along with Evil Corp.'s favorite cinnamon chew. Jangles and Jones are on the case and Yummies snacks solve the case. 64K give mad props to Yummies, The original golden cake.

Première diffusion : 1 avril 2005

S2 E28 • Prepared Interview

Graham submits his interview in video form. He gets his rejection in video form as well.

Première diffusion : 8 avril 2005

S2 E29 • The Professor's Funhouse

A documentary about a fictional children's television show staffed entirely by puppets. Not just starring puppets, staffed.

Première diffusion : 15 avril 2005

S2 E30 • Slow News Day

What do newscasters do when there's no news to report? Absolutely nothing is happening - time seems to have stopped. (For some reason, this isn't considered news.)

Première diffusion : 22 avril 2005

S2 E31 • The James Masterson School for Dictatorial Improvement

An advertisement for a school that aims to education and sharpen the autocratic skills of dictators. Turn your brutal reign into an inhuman one! Learn how to purge, oppress, and tyrranize with the best!

Première diffusion : 29 avril 2005

S2 E32 • 30 Minutes or Less

Our film-noirish protagonist needs to deliver a pizza in thirty minutes or less. Can he navigate the city's shadowy underbelly to get the information he needs, or will the gritty underworld rub him out?

Première diffusion : 6 mai 2005

S2 E33 • Anchovies

If you don't vote, it's like letting the guy who loves anchovies order the pizza - you'll pay for it later.

Première diffusion : 13 mai 2005

S2 E34 • Vote Carefully

LRR presents a helpful guide to the 2005 British Columbia provincial elections.

Première diffusion : 13 mai 2005

S2 E35 • Maniac Chase Commentary

The commentary track for a turn-of-the-century film.

Première diffusion : 20 mai 2005

S2 E36 • How to End a Relationship

For those of you who saw the earlier episode on "How to Impress Women" and now want out, LRLabs offers a helpful presentation on how to end a relationship, with special host Olive Snarfelburger. Relationship end techniques include: lying, telling the truth, breaking up using the phone and/or email, talking about who you are dumping them for, faking your death, getting your friend to do it, freaking them out with horrid poetry, act mentally unstable, fake bizarre fetishes, or if all else fails, murder.

Première diffusion : 27 mai 2005

S2 E37 • Victoria Air Guitar 2005

Jer and Ash attend the first Victoria Air Guitar Championship where Pat rocks out to a second place finish.

Première diffusion : 3 juin 2005

S2 E38 • Celestial Sea: Episode 6

Myke is tortured. Myke and Lance are rescued by the local freedom fighters and are able to escape.

Première diffusion : 10 juin 2005

S2 E39 • Guide to Lesser Gods of Innocuous Household Things

LRR Labs presents a basic tutorial in the natures and propitiation methods best suited for some of the more obscure deities of forgotten pantheons.

Première diffusion : 17 juin 2005

S2 E40 • Sleep Dep Experiment

Five people decide to stay awake for forty-eight hours, and they're chronicling it all for Sheer Stupidity. At first, the video is shot like a reality-TV show, hosted by Jeremy Michaels, but as the hours pass no one wants to bother. The cast slowly loses their ability to parse grammar, keep track of time, and think intelligibly, although they manage to keep themselves distracted. Morgan even works a scheduled shift at work. Eventually, they're so exhausted that they all pack it up. Bill lasted the longest with a whopping forty-five hours.

Première diffusion : 24 juin 2005

S2 E41 • I am not American

Graham and Paul present an animated music video for a song by The Arrogant Worms.

Première diffusion : 1 juillet 2005

S2 E42 • Edited for TV

Television just doesn't work for movies when you've got to edit them. Swearing, sexual content, drug references, time limitations, screen formatting, violence and commercial breaks all impede the correct portrayal of 'Who's Jacket is It', the LRRie winning film.

Première diffusion : 8 juillet 2005

S2 E43 • Nerd Fight

After viewing "Revenge of the Sith", two Star Wars fans begin a discussion about whether the film can serve as a political metaphor for any society or whether it's incompatible with Canadian politics. Conversation quickly turns to the industrial capacity of Naboo and the implications for democratic monarchy. Despite some subtle use of Force suggestion, one of the fans simply won't drop the subject, despite the other pointing out how his obsession with economic and political details has gotten them banned from conventions. An argument develops, and cans of whoop-Force are opened, culminating in a lightsaber duel.

Première diffusion : 15 juillet 2005

S2 E44 • The Importance of Good Henchmen

Evil Inc. is looking for a few good men - well, it is now, after its previous henchmen all perished in various peculiar ways not at all related to their own incompetence.

Première diffusion : 22 juillet 2005

S2 E45 • ComicCon 2005

"You are watching Loading - Ready - Run." It's more interesting when celebrities say it.

Première diffusion : 29 juillet 2005

S2 E46 • One Minute Shorts

Four Shorts: Cheese: Jeremy stops cutting the cheese to sharpen a knife and accidentally cuts off a finger. He phones the hospital with bad results. Future: Jeremy encounters himself from one minute in the future, who is attempting to save the universe. Hummmm: A minute might seem like a pretty short amount of time for a video, but LRR wants to see just how long they can make it. Terminal: A man in the hospital receives some bad news. He has one to live. Minute, that is.

Première diffusion : 29 juillet 2005

S2 E47 • Offensisensitivity

A traveling salesman tries to sell his wares, but his prospective customer seems to take umbrage at everything he says, does, or displays. (She does seem to like the cats.) Everything is somehow wrong, insulting, or inherently offensive. Eventually he just can't take any more.

Première diffusion : 5 août 2005

S2 E48 • Superman and the Concentrated Light Ray

LoadingReadyRun pokes fun at the old Superman cartoons and the motifs of its specific genre.

Première diffusion : 12 août 2005

S2 E49 • PSA: Uwe Boll

Uwe Boll doesn't just make bad movies, he threatens the reputation of video gamers everywhere - and he must be stopped! Graham reviews the history of Boll's cinematic atrocities, analyzes the international legal loopholes that make the horror-that-is-Boll possible, and interviews one of his countless victims.

Première diffusion : 19 août 2005

S2 E50 • Out of Sync

Graham woke up as normal - and found he's out of sync with reality. Like a badly dubbed kung-fu movie. "Look, there's Godzilla!"

Première diffusion : 26 août 2005