S3 E1 • The Honeymoon Is Over

Mike is inspired by their honeymoon trip to Paris to change his life and travel the world, while Molly worries how their family and friends fared at home without them.

Première diffusion : 24 septembre 2012

S3 E2 • Vince Takes a Bath

Joyce conveniently disappears after a back injury renders Vince practically immobile, and that leaves Mike and Molly to take care of him. Meanwhile, the newlyweds are still laboring over personalized thank-you notes for their wedding presents.

Première diffusion : 1 octobre 2012

S3 E3 • Mike Likes Cake

Molly gets upset when she reviews her wedding photos because in every picture Mike's mouth is open or his eyes are closed. Meanwhile, Carl gets jealous when Christina's ex-husband comes back into her life.

Première diffusion : 8 octobre 2012

S3 E4 • Molly In the Middle

Mike and Molly decide the time is right for them to start trying for a baby. Meanwhile, Carl gets upset when he learns that Molly is still spending time with Christina after their breakup.

Première diffusion : 15 octobre 2012

S3 E5 • Mike's Boss

Mike is forced to set up his mom with his boss, despite his many reservations.

Première diffusion : 5 novembre 2012

S3 E6 • Yard Sale

With the house feeling too cramped and crowded, Molly plans a family yard sale. Meanwhile, Mike and the guys take Carl on a fishing trip to help him forget his breakup with Christina.

Première diffusion : 12 novembre 2012

S3 E7 • Thanksgiving Is Cancelled

When Mike gets sick for Thanksgiving, Molly is excited that she doesn’t have to cook – until Vince invites his brother to town for a homemade Thanksgiving meal.

Première diffusion : 19 novembre 2012

S3 E8 • Mike Likes Briefs

When Mike gets nervous after Molly doesn’t get pregnant following weeks of trying, he turns to Carl and Samuel for advice.

Première diffusion : 26 novembre 2012

S3 E9 • Mike Takes a Test

With Molly's encouragement, Mike decides to take a shot at becoming a detective, but the stress of readying for the exam begins to impact their relationship.

Première diffusion : 3 décembre 2012

S3 E10 • Karaoke Christmas

Even while portraying Santa, Mike cannot contain his frustrations over Molly's Christmas spending and warns unsuspecting children about the dangers of maxing out credit cards to buy toys. Later, while Molly's family enjoys holiday festivities at home - complete with Christmas carols on Victoria's new karaoke machine - Mike and Molly get roped into spending Christmas Eve at church with Mike's mother and boss.

Première diffusion : 17 décembre 2012

S3 E11 • Fish for Breakfast

In an effort to boost their chances of getting pregnant, Molly encourages Mike to join her in giving up caffeine and eating healthier, causing them both to have major withdrawals.

Première diffusion : 14 janvier 2013

S3 E12 • Molly’s Birthday

Mike prepares to spoil Molly for her birthday, but his plans go awry after he eats psychedelic gelato made by Victoria’s friend Tom.

Première diffusion : 21 janvier 2013

S3 E13 • Carl Gets a Roommate

Mike puts his construction skills to use turning the basement into a living suite for him and Molly, but he may have gotten in over his head. Meanwhile, Carl asks Samuel if he would be interested in moving in with him.

Première diffusion : 4 février 2013

S3 E14 • The Princess and the Troll

On Valentine's Day, Mike and Molly play Cupid and prod Harry into asking Victoria out on a date, and to everyone's surprise she accepts. Meanwhile, Carl has a list of reasons why hanging out at the coin laundry on the holiday will help Samuel and him meet single women.

Première diffusion : 11 février 2013

S3 E15 • Mike the Tease

Wannabe-parent Mike takes a crash course in male fertility and heads to a clinic to ensure that he's potent enough to make a mother out of Molly. Meanwhile, Vince starts a job as a door-to-door vacuum-cleaner salesman.

Première diffusion : 18 février 2013

S3 E16 • Molly's New Shoes

After their verbal brawl at the mall, Mike goes off in a huff, so Molly goes off on a shopping spree.

Première diffusion : 25 février 2013

S3 E17 • St. Patrick's Day

Carl and Samuel hope for a little luck o' the Irish when it comes to picking up women at their St. Patrick's Day party, while Molly does a little Erin go bragging when she tells Mike about some of her holiday shenanigans.

Première diffusion : 18 mars 2013

S3 E18 • Spring Break

Molly joins Victoria and her junior-college friends on a spring-fling getaway, while Mike works the Captain for some overtime assignments to earn some extra cash.

Première diffusion : 25 mars 2013

S3 E19 • Party Planners

Mike’s birthday wish is to have his wife and mother get along, but Molly and Peggy butt heads more than ever as they try to plan his birthday party together. Meanwhile, Samuel and Carl compete for the same woman.

Première diffusion : 15 avril 2013

S3 E20 • Mike Can't Read

After learning that Joyce gave up her artistic talents when she became a mother, Molly decides that she and Mike need to pursue new hobbies before becoming parents, so they take up roller skating.

Première diffusion : 29 avril 2013

S3 E21 • Molly’s Out of Town

Mike goes on a junk food binge to cope with missing Molly while she is out of town for a teacher’s conference. Meanwhile, Carl contemplates leaving Chicago after learning heartbreaking news from James.

Première diffusion : 6 mai 2013

S3 E22 • School Recital

Molly is so focused on directing a school recital that she doesn’t realize a fellow teacher is hitting on her. Meanwhile, Vince convinces Mike to join him in an unusual money-making scheme.

Première diffusion : 13 mai 2013

S3 E23 • Windy City

Mike and Carl get stuck working at the Renaissance Faire after their boss, Patrick, gets dumped by Mike’s mother. Later, as a tornado descends on Chicago, Mike and Molly each confess important news to each other.

Première diffusion : 20 mai 2013