S5 E1 • Age Concerns

Josh's voice has broken. Brian and Sophie decide they too should set about ageing and Brian targets a local old folks' home!

Première diffusion : 22 octobre 2003

S5 E2 • Big Mother

Lucy is captain of the school chess team and Brian starts to feel proud of her achievements. But this leaves Sophie with only Josh to be proud of. And what's he ever achieved?

Première diffusion : 27 octobre 2003

S5 E3 • Burglars Can't Be Choosers

There's a break-in at the house. Fascinated by the idea of burglary, Brian gives it a go himself and soon he has a new role - as the mystery thief known to the police as ""The Cat""!

Première diffusion : 29 octobre 2003

S5 E4 • King Brian

The newly-equipped attic bedroom will go to whichever of the three kids love Brian the most. Lucy won't play ball, but Mel and Josh compete over who can show their love the most extravagantly. Sophie, meanwhile, concentrates on learning to love herself.

Première diffusion : 3 novembre 2003

S5 E5 • Warts and All

Lucy is horrified to find a wart growing on her face. But not as horrified as Brian, who has discovered the real purpose of the bath and is obsessed with hygiene – until he starts shrinking!

Première diffusion : 5 novembre 2003

S5 E6 • Educating Sophie

Sophie decides to accompany Lucy to advanced mathematics classes at night school. But Brian is less than enthusiastic about her new-found fascination with her teacher - Mr. Whiteside.

Première diffusion : 10 novembre 2003

S5 E7 • April Fools

Josh is the master of April Fool's tricks and Brian is determined not to be caught out. But Sophie decides to have a go too and, as usual, she goes much too far.

Première diffusion : 12 novembre 2003

S5 E8 • Wheels of Misfortune, Part One

Brian goes out to get himself a bicycle, but comes home in a wheelchair. Enchanted by his new form of transport, he can't understand why the kids are so horrified.

Première diffusion : 17 novembre 2003

S5 E9 • Wheels of Misfortune, Part Two

Brian's enthusiasm for being disabled threatens to get out of hand with his campaign for disabled access to the diner.

Première diffusion : 19 novembre 2003

S5 E10 • Mel Barker - Superstar

Mel heads for stardom as presenter of the lunch-time programme on the school radio. Sophie and Brian learn what it is to be fans and focus all their attention on Mel!

Première diffusion : 24 novembre 2003

S5 E11 • Pygmalien

Josh introduces Brian to the idea of weekend slobbing. Appalled by how far he takes it, Mel has a bet with Josh over whether she can teach him good manners – but now of course Brian goes too far in the opposite direction.

Première diffusion : 26 novembre 2003

S5 E12 • Smotherley Love

Brian is obsessed with the idea of death. Not only will he die one day, but so will the kids. So he sets about trying to protect them and, as ever, he gets it quite wrong.

Première diffusion : 1 décembre 2003

S5 E13 • Nappy Rash

Sophie helps herself to a baby in the supermarket. Shocked, the kids insist that it must be taken back, which leaves Sophie feeling broody. So Brian obliges her by morphing into a baby... With disastrous results!

Première diffusion : 3 décembre 2003