A Very, Very Manditarily Merry Umas to You All

We Wish You a Merry Christmas (And By a Merry Christmas I Mean Would Stop Singing)

Because Satan's Dreaming of a Blackened Christmas This Year

Christmas Isn't About Family, It's About You Buying Me Shit

Can You Find the Hidden Vocals in This Song (Hint They Don't Exist)

Santa Is Coming (Hide the Children Before It's Too Late)

The North Pole Never Had a Civil Rights Movement

Kids These Days Would Punch a Nun for Just a Handfull of Crack