Regret Instruction Manual 1: Questions and Answers for the Insecure Youth

Intro (Everyone's Favorite Joke Becomes a Joke to Himself)

We'll See What's So Funny When I'm Fucking Dead

Tracking a Relationship Through Bank Statements

And Into the Arms of Some Poor Indie Rocker the Path Led

Wow, a New Release by My Favorite Idm Producer, Has It Been Two Weeks?

Four Thousand and One Desperate Attempts to Keep a Relationship Interesting

Community College as a Means to Commit Suicide

He Didn't Know About Wind Velocity, but the Spoiler Represented Everything He Was About