Death Metal Bands Shouldn’t Say “Thank You”, Because It’s Not Very “Death Metal”

Same Thing With Black Metal

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Kurt Cobain Shot Himself Because He Discovered His Wife Is a Jew

There Should Be Birth Control in Government Cheese

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