Intro I Still Say That Regret Instruction Manual Issue 2 Was My Best Album and I Wish It Wasn't So Overlooked

And If I Had No Real Job and No Mortgage Payment, Maybe I Could Also Sit Around Making Music All Day and Have a Release Every Ot

I've Really Lost It Because This Shit Is Starting to Sound Like a Washed-Up, Half-Assed Fatboy Slim Ripoff With a Twelve Year Ol

An Open Letter to Underground Music, Those Who Review It and Those Who Use It as a Symbol of Their Individuality

I Will Make Up for a Lifetime of Fucking Chicks Poorly by Having the Most Diverse CD Collection in the World

Pointing Out Your Elitist Superiority Complex Through Your Track Titles.

To Clarify, the Only Thing I Gained From This Relationship Was 15 lbs.

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