May the beer be ever frothy

In haste I run for cover as gargantuan L-shaped blocks slowly descend from the sky

One hit death... My dispatcher points and laughs fiendishly, as I realize I’m a noob

My sword is grasped by a powergloved hand

Don’t buy the wizard hat. It’s only a vanity item with no actual stats

+2 charisma will not help me much on this raid. Keep your overpriced item and I’ll take my chances with full coffers

Quick! Call an Italian plumber! The dungeon toilet is overflowing and it’s nasty as f***

Game over, no more continues