How Much Is a Gram Over There?

Being kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird

Comfort Rightswiping

OTPHJ Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job is a distant cousin of the dry hump

Calling someone average is a mean thing to say

We will stop somewhere between ’68 and ’70 on my time machine

Stocking up with sausage and cheese for the crisis is the wurst kase scenario

Chuck Norris got the virus to quarantine for 14 days

You can't spell quarantine without 'U R A Q T'