I Urinated on a Butterfly

I Urinated on a Butterfly

The Queue at Greggs

I Opened My Mouth Too Wide Today (And It Hurts)

I Sat on a Wet Bench in St. Peter's Square

I Dreamed That You Liked My Instagram Post

There's a Duck in Alex Park With a Plastic Ring Around Its Beak

Post Coital Dysphoria

Mice Have Bitten Holes Into All My Childhood Toys