Nightlife In Illinoise

No Matter What You Will Feel the Illinoise or We Will Punch You in the Mouth

A Breakdown in Chicago, Or, How to Sabotage Your Own Happiness in Two Easy Steps

Thinking About Jacksonville, Or, a Letter Sent to Yourself on Some Back to the Future Type Steez

John Wayne Gacy, Jr. Is Never Far From John Wayne in a Clown Suit

The Zombies Will Eat Your Brains Out but Will Leave Your Ears and Fingertips

The Blackhawk War Will Only Ruin the Nightlife If You Let It

The Avalanche Is So Pretty It Don't Need No Words

No Matter What You Will Feel the Illinoise or We Will Punch You in the Mouth [instrumental]