Rot

Ploughman's Lunch in a Packet

I'm Eating Crisps in Bed

I Know I'm Going to Die of a Stroke

Like a Baby in a Pram

My Dog Bingo Has No Teeth

Squeal Like a Pig

I Ate a Valium at the Great Central Wetherspoons on Wilmslow Road

I'm Sniffing on Glue (Because I Miss You)