Squadilah, We Are Off!

If You're Listening to This Song on an I-Pod, Get a Zune

If You're Listening to This Song on a Disk, Throw It in the Microwave for Some Extra Fun

If You're Listening to This Song at All, What the Hell Is Your Problem?

It's 10:07 and It Smells Like Piss

So They Found a Cure for Herpes, It's Called Stop Being a Filthy Whore

This Song Is About as Long as My Penis

Throw Some Brees on It