To Hell With Descab (EP)

Humid Weather = Ingrown Toenails

Throwing A Nine Year Old Girl In The Dumpster At Church Because She Farted On Me

Suing Pepsi For Taking Flat Coke And Reselling It As, Well, Pepsi

Building A Ten Foot High Wall Between Canada And America To Keep Gordie From Descab And Zee From Regurgitasi Away From My Homela

Days Off Are For Crying In The Shower

Long Weekends Are For Driving Down To Tallahassee And Beating Up The Elderly. A.K.A The Inferior. Because They're Old And Can't

Making A Sandwich After Disemboweling You

I Prefer Blood ... Not Mayonnaise