strangling my boss with my chain wallet

i saw the magician pull that rabbit out of his ass

biting my tongue because there is nothing left to eat

the scent of a three day old corpse rotting in a flawda attic

barglegore gurglebach and the curious case of the vomiting shoes

if i wuz more like u i'd b better off dead

you got anything else (skit)

the time i found bums having sex in a construction site porta potty