Moquons nous un peu de la religion.
Une anthologie des meilleurs sketch/ citations sur la religion. N'hésitez pas à commenter pour me faire découvrir d'autres choses. N'hésitez pas non plus à commenter si vous êtes croyants, ça renforcera encore le coté comique de cette liste.
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La Bible
Culture & société
livre
Samu-L a mis 4/10.
Annotation :
Commençons avec les Pythons:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBqe5xvYnNc
And spotteth twice they the camels before the third
hour. And so the Midianites went forth to Ram Gilead in Kadesh
Bilgemath by Shor Ethra Regalion, to the house of
Gash-Bil-Betheul-Bazda, he who brought the butter dish to
Balshazar and the tent peg to the house of Rashomon, and there
slew they the goats, yea, and placed they the bits in little
pots. Here endeth the lesson.
[The Headmaster closes the Bible. the Chaplain rises.]
Chaplain: Let us praise God. Oh Lord...
Congregation: Oh Lord...
Chaplain: Oooh you are so big...
Congregation: Oooh you are so big...
Chaplain: So absolutely huge.
Congregation: So ab - solutely huge.
Chaplain: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here I can tell
you.
Congregation: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here I can tell
you.
Chaplain: Forgive Us, O Lord, for this dreadful toadying.
Congregation: And barefaced flattery.
Chaplain: But you are so strong and, well, just so super.
Congregation: Fan - tastic.
Headmaster: Amen. Now two boys have been found rubbing linseed oil
into the school cormorant. Now some of you may feel that the
cormorant does not play an important part in the life of the
school but I remind you that it was presented to us by the
Corporation of the town of Sudbury to commemorate Empire Day,
when we try to remember the names of all those from the
Sudbury area so gallantly gave their lives to keep China
British. So from now on the cormorant is strictly out of
bounds. Oh... and Jenkins... apparently your mother died this
morning. [He turns to the Chaplain.] Chaplain.
[The congregation rises and the Chaplain leads them in
singing.]
Chaplain and Congregation:
Oh Lord, please don't burn us,
Don't grill or toast your flock,
Don't put us on the barbecue,
Or simmer us in stock,
Don't braise or bake or boil us,
Or stir-fry us in a wok...
Oh please don't lightly poach us,
Or baste us with hot fat,
Don't fricassee or roast us,
Or boil us in a vat,
And please don't stick thy servants Lord,
In a Rotissomat...
La vie de Brian_ Le messie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=811l4x-pilk
La vie de Brian_He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjz16xjeBAA
Crackpot Religion
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMR-yPA4lsY
Pour en finir avec Dieu
The God Delusion
Sortie : 2008 (France). Essai, Philosophie
livre de Richard Dawkins
Annotation :
George carlin
Relgion is bullshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujcXRal7Pk8
Ten commandements
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qZf1C5kjCM
Sanctity of life and abortion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXbzuQ94r7I
Rights and privileges
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9NmSFT5EsE
Matilda (1988)
Sortie : 22 avril 2014 (France). Roman, Jeunesse
livre de Roald Dahl
Samu-L a mis 7/10.
Annotation :
Tim Minchin
The good book
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr1I3mBojc0
If you open your mind too much, your brain will fall out
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=if+you+open+your+mind+too+much+your+brain+will+fall+out
Woody Allen Jesus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V41R1p9hjNg
I love Jesus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wn33WZj7Ww
The pope song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBUYCaSTYf4
Le Dictionnaire du diable (1911)
(traduction Bernard Sallé)
The Devil's Dictionary
Sortie : 1989 (France). Essai, Aphorismes & pensées
livre de Ambrose Bierce
Samu-L a mis 10/10 et l'a mis dans ses coups de cœur.
Annotation :
Ambrose "bitter" Bierce
Foi: Croyance sans preuve dans ce qui est affirmé par quelqu'un qui parle sans savoir, ou qui pense sans comparer.
Religion: fille de l'Espoir et de la Crainte qui enseigne à l'Ignorance la nature de l'Inconnaissable.
Ecriture: Livres sacrés de notre sainte religion, à ne pas confondre avec les récits profanes et mensongers sur lesquels sont fondés toutes les autres croyances.
La Vie, l'Univers et le Reste - H2G2, tome 3 (1982)
Life, the Universe and Everything
Sortie : 1983 (France). Roman
livre de Douglas Adams
Annotation :
Douglas Adams
A man didn’t understand how televisions work, and was convinced that there must be lots of little men inside the box, manipulating images at high speed. An engineer explained to him about high frequency modulations of the electromagnetic spectrum, about transmitters and receivers, about amplifiers and cathode ray tubes, about scan lines moving across and down a phosphorescent screen. The man listened to the engineer with careful attention, nodding his head at every step of the argument. At the end he pronounced himself satisfied. He really did now understand how televisions work. "But I expect there are just a few little men in there, aren’t there?"
"Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?
