Les meilleures (ou pires) punchlines de Kanye

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I feel like me and Taylor (Swift) might still have sex
Why? I made that bitch famous
God damn, I made that bitch famous

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Now if I fuck this model
And she just bleached her asshole
And I get bleach on my T-shirt
I'mma feel like an asshole

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I am a God
So hurry up with my damn massage
In a French-ass restaurant
HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN CROISSANTS


I just talked to Jesus
He said, "What up Yeezus?"
I said, "Shit I'm chilling
Trying to stack these millions"

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(I'm) Richer than white people with black kids

Had a drink with fear, and I was textin' God
He said, "I gave you a big dick, so go extra hard

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I know I'm the most influential
That TIME cover was just confirmation
This generation's closest thing to Einstein
So don't worry about me, I'm fine

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She said I'm in the wrong hole, I said I'm lost

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She find pictures in my email
I sent this bitch a picture of my dick
I don't know what it is with females
But I'm not too good at that shit

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Let's have a threesome, me, you and the blunt
I love your titties 'cause they prove I can focus on two things at once

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I had a cousin that stole my laptop that I was fuckin' bitches on
Paid that nigga 250 thousand just to get it from him (1/2)

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And as far as real friends tell my cousins I love 'em
Even the one that stole the laptop, you dirty motherfucker (2/2)

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Closed on Sunday, you my Chick-fil-A
You're my number one, with the lemonade

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I love myself way more than I love you
And I think about killing myself
So, best believe, I thought about killing you today

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Le morceau en entier

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I use your face as a urinal, then do the same at your funeral
Piss on your grave, piss on your grave, piss on your grave


Piss in your grave, piss in your grave
Turn this up, teacher
Play this in the third grade, in the third grade

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She asked me what I wished for on my wishlist
Have you ever asked your bitch for other bitches?

I wanna fuck you hard on the sink
After that, give you somethin' to drink

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Soon as I pull up and park the Benz
We get this bitch shaking like Parkinsons

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I keep it 300, like the Romans

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She got a light-skinned friend look like Michael Jackson
Got a dark-skinned friend look like Michael Jackson

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You got sick thoughts? I got more of 'em
You got a sister-in-law you'd smash? I got four of 'em

You got sick thoughts? I got more of 'em
You remember bad bitches that you smashed? I recorded 'em

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What the fuck right now?
What the, what the fuck right now?
What if we fuck right now?
What if we fucked right in the middle
Of this mothafuckin' dinner table?
What if we fucked at this Vogue party?
Would we be the life of the whole party?
Shut down the whole party
Would everybody start fuckin'?
Would everybody start fuckin'?