S1 E1 • Killer Nerd

You'd think a movie that opens with an inexplicable, grainy striptease would have its shit together. You'd think that. But you'd be wrong. So wrong.

Première diffusion : 16 mars 2018

S1 E2 • Graduation Day

Wait. Vanna White is in this movie? Of Wheel of Fortune fame? There's gotta be a joke here somewhere. Hold on... ... ... ... Wheel of Fortune? More like "Wheel of Bore-tune"! You see kids, Wheel of Fortune was this game show that your grandparents used to wa- y'know what forget it.

Première diffusion : 23 mars 2018

S1 E3 • Dr. Hackenstein

Première diffusion : 30 mars 2018

S1 E4 • Sharkenstein

Did you ever wonder what would happen if some Nazis chopped up a bunch of perfectly good sharks, then put them back together with the brain of a fictional public domain character then turned it loose on some cheap stock footage? Of course not. But somebody did, so here we all are.

Première diffusion : 6 avril 2018

S1 E5 • Ouija Possession

If you find yourself pregnant, and absolutely HAVE TO summon a zombie with your mush-mouthed friends, please make sure to wait until your parents finish their key party upstairs so they can hear your screams over the sound the tuba.

Première diffusion : 13 avril 2018

S1 E6 • Tromeo & Juliet

I gotta say, this film adaptation really nailed the original play's classic "Cow-human hybrid attacks father with tampon" scene. Zeffirelli's take was little reductive.

Première diffusion : 20 avril 2018

S1 E7 • Heidi

Wait. Hold up. They made a whole movie that's shot like all the footage was just sort of "found" by somebody? And in a horror movie to boot? Somebody better call the dictionary, because this dried out pile of dogshit just redefined the word "film".

Première diffusion : 27 avril 2018

S1 E8 • Zombie Island Massacre

Do you love body hair and hate plot? Then you're in for a real treat with Zombie Island Massacre, a film that delivers forty-seven main characters, two boobies, one tree-monster, and possibly zero zombies.

Première diffusion : 4 mai 2018