1. Hard working.
2. Alpha Male.
Le match de basket.
Le "booze cruise"
In your face!
I step on my Georges Foreman Grill.
Call of Duty!
I declare... BANKRUPTCY!
WHERE ARE THE TURTLES?!
Date Mike. Nice to meet you.
No! God! No! Please! No! NoooOoo!
It's Britney Bitch.
Knock knock. Who's there? KGB.
We're all homos. Homo Sapiens.
Bros before Hoes.
You ignorant slut.
Welcome to Shrute Farm!
Philly's got flashed.
Pippety poppety, gimme the zoppety.
No exceptions. Except Michael.
How the turntables...... [...]
A concierge is the Winnipeg equivalent of a geisha.
Rock n Roll! *tididididi*
I watch the L World, ok? I watch Queer As F*** !
What's a Nazi?
If the salad is on top, I will send it back.
Get me Armani.
I like Pretzel Day.
Did I stutter?
Stanley, of course.
The ungrateful beeatch on-line!
Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
Ryan started the fiiiiire!
I'm sempai. It's assistant sensei.
Threat Level Midnight.
Tan almost everywhere. Jan almost everywhere. hee hee!
You are a thief of joy.
Your dentist's name is Crentist?
Michael, are we in danger? - SHHHH THIS IS REAL!
Show me that farm!
Government Created Killer Nano Robot Infection?
Oh I am fast. I'm somewhere between a snake and a mangoose. And a panther.
I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead.
You are black Stanley!
Meredith was hit by a car.
Hoe! Hoe! Hoe! Pimp!
Tly my dilichoos cooky!
Bob Vance. Vance Refrigeration.
Am I a hero? I can't say but...yes.
I'm not superstitious, but, i'm a little stitious.
Sorry I've got penises in the brain.
Sometimes you just have to be the boss of dancing.
His last name is Christ, he has the power of flight, he can heal leopards.
I ran over a goose. It's a Christmas miracle!
Michael....am I gay?
I found TWINS!
A.S.A.P. as possible.
Can you make that straighter?
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.