S2 E1 • Hail to the Chief

First episode of the new season. The President is coming to New York to speak at the U.N. and two top-drawer officers are needed to drive him from the airport. The talent hunt produces those two intrepids: Toody and Muldoon.Before Toody and Muldoon are allowed to drive the President, they must be checked out by the Secret Service. The President is Muldoon's hero, so he is extremely nervous about the assignment, but says that he will be all right as long as the President is not mentioned by name. In the car, the Secret Service agent wonders why Muldoon doesn't want to talk about the President; gets suspicious; and with all the talk, Muldoon gets carsick. The agent's superiors don't believe him. Muldoon gets tranquilizers from a doctor but they only cause him to fall asleep at the wheel. Then he gets anti-depressants which cause him to burst out laughing at the wrong times. The program ends with the President seen arriving in New York City (via newsfilm) and with Toody and Muldoon watchi

Première diffusion : 16 septembre 1962

S2 E2 • One Sleepy People

Muldoon moves in with the Toody's temporarily. Soon both Muldoon and Lucille begin to ""believe"" that they're having an affair with each other.

Première diffusion : 23 septembre 1962

S2 E3 • A Man Is Not an Ox

When Toody and Muldoon become ill at the same time, their doctor becomes intrigued because they have become similar in many respects, much as a pair of oxen after being yoked together over time.

Première diffusion : 30 septembre 1962

S2 E4 • Schnauser's Last Ride

In a flashback, Muldoon explains the trouble Schnauzer had 12 years previously when he was forced to give up riding his horse on patrol, converting to a vehicle.

Première diffusion : 7 octobre 1962

S2 E5 • Toody and Muldoon Sing Along with Mitch

Mitch Miller tries to give the 53rd precinct a chance to sing on his TV show, but Toody has the only bass voice.

Première diffusion : 14 octobre 1962

S2 E6 • Occupancy, August 1st

Mrs. Bronson moves in to an apartment that is still under construction because of a lease she'd been given awhile back.

Première diffusion : 21 octobre 1962

S2 E7 • Remember St. Petersburg

Under the mistaken impression that Leo is a count from Russia, a group of crooked spiritualist try to manipulate to benefit financially from the situation.

Première diffusion : 28 octobre 1962

S2 E8 • That's Show Business

The 53rd precinct invests money into a big-time play, not realizing that it's actually a play about a corrupt police department.

Première diffusion : 4 novembre 1962

S2 E9 • Toody Undercover

Undercover as ""Bull"", a notorious bank robber, Toody robs a bank along with the help of a group of robbers who've managed to evade the police. Thinking that Toody is an expert as far as robbing is concerned, they fall for a bogus job which lands them all in the clink.

Première diffusion : 11 novembre 1962

S2 E10 • I Hate Captain Block

While bird sitting for Capt. Block's parrot, Toody inadvertently teaches it to say ""I hate Capt. Block.""

Première diffusion : 18 novembre 1962

S2 E11 • A Star Is Born in the Bronx

While dieting to slim down for a part in a play, Sylvia blindly binges on cookies at the grocery not realizing she's being filmed. When the owner of the cookie company sees the film, he is so impressed with her appetite for his cookies that he wants to use her for his ""Dixie Dimple"" cookie commercials.

Première diffusion : 25 novembre 1962

S2 E12 • Pretzel Mary

Unbeknownst to the police department, seemly impoverished Pretzel Mary is actually a multi-millionaire who stores all of her money inside of her tattered furniture. So when the precinct tries to do a kind deed for this poor woman and replace her furnishings for new pieces, the men go into a panic to get back the furniture for her once they realize the truth.

Première diffusion : 2 décembre 1962

S2 E13 • 142 Tickets on the Aisle

The 53rd precinct decides that the next group activity will be attending a Broadway play, but at the last minute, getting tickets for a popular show is about near impossible. When they find a play that is unpopular enough to accommodate their large group at such short notice, rumors fly that the police are trying to close the play for censorship reasons.

Première diffusion : 9 décembre 1962

S2 E14 • Stop Thief

After overhearing Capt. Block rehearsing a play, Toody and Muldoon get the mistaken impression that the Captain is a kleptomaniac.

Première diffusion : 16 décembre 1962

S2 E15 • Je T'Adore Muldoon

When the guys try to build up Muldoon's confidence enough to invite Capt. Block's niece to the Mardi Gras, Muldoon becomes an egomaniac for a day.

Première diffusion : 30 décembre 1962

S2 E16 • The White Elephant

A group of crooks move to town right next door to the bank with full intention of robbing it; however, every attempt to break the adjacent wall down is interrupted by Toody and Muldoon who are just trying to help them make a go of their restaurant business. In the end, the restaurant goes so well that the owner and his pals decide that being an upstanding citizen isn't that bad after all.

Première diffusion : 6 janvier 1963

S2 E17 • Benny the Bookie's Last Chance

Toody and Muldoon help set up ex-con Benny in a candy store business, but he doesn't waste time getting involved in the shadier side of life which gets him into hot water once again.

Première diffusion : 13 janvier 1963

S2 E18 • The Presidential Itch

Toody and Muldoon run against each other for president of the Brotherhood Club.

Première diffusion : 20 janvier 1963

S2 E19 • Toody and Muldoon Meet the Russians

Muldoon and Toody are assigned to help guard a visiting Russian official who is under the impression that the police force is a prime example of true American life.

Première diffusion : 27 janvier 1963

S2 E20 • Here We Go Again

When Conrad Nogal approaches the captain about doing a special show about how Muldoon's father cracked a world famous case single handedly, Fred stumbles upon his father's diary where the truth is revealed.

Première diffusion : 3 février 1963

S2 E21 • The Star Boarder

Gunther and Lucille Toody are trying to make some extra money. They decide to rent a room,taking in a preacher as a paying boarder. He seems as honest as the day is long but is he actually who he says he is?

Première diffusion : 10 février 1963

S2 E22 • The Biggest Day of the Year

After Toody casually mentions that today is an important day, rumors fly sending the precinct into a panic because no one can remember what occasion they've supposedly forgotten.

Première diffusion : 17 février 1963

S2 E23 • Here Comes Charlie

The precinct works hard to both rehabilitate and employ alcoholic Charlie.

Première diffusion : 24 février 1963

S2 E24 • See You at the Bar Mitzvah

As a boys' coach, both Muldoon and Toody promise Joel that he will have guests at his Bar Mitzvah. The problem is that Joel's dad is a notoriously cruel landlord, and getting folks to come is not as easy as they'd thought.

Première diffusion : 3 mars 1963

S2 E25 • I've Been Here Before

A group of criminals get pointers for their exploits by watching ""Crime Busters"", Officer Toody's favorite TV show. Since the plots of the shows are fresh in Toody's mind, he appears to be quite the expert in solving the crime wave in town.

Première diffusion : 10 mars 1963

S2 E26 • Joan Crawford Didn't Say No

With her charming ways, Mrs. Bronson practices a marriage brokerage fraudulently promising her clients marriage with movie stars.

Première diffusion : 17 mars 1963

S2 E27 • Lucille is 40

To cheer Lucille because of her 40th birthday, Toody decides that a new wig would be just the thing; however, in the process of getting just the right wig for his wife, Sylvia stirs things up causing Lucille to think that her hubby is being unfaithful.

S2 E28 • The Loves of Sylvia Schnauser

The precinct uses Sylvia Schnauzer as a decoy to rid the town of ""Discovery Publishers"" which is run by a couple of con artists. As part of her cover, Sylvia insinuates that she is writing a book on the secrets of precinct life, and she ends up getting the whole crew in an uproad, afraid of exposure.

Première diffusion : 31 mars 1963

S2 E29 • Puncher and Judy

Judy thinks that her boyfriend Antoinne (a hair dresser), ought to quit boxing during his spare time so she asks Toody and Muldoon to intervene. They get Sugar Ray Robinson to disguise himself as an old man, to aid them in getting Antoinne to retire from the ring, but as it turns out, since Antoinne uses boxing as an emotional outlet he becomes anything but nice, insulting his clients at the beauty parlor. Toody and Muldoon admit to Antoinne their deceit in the matter, and Antoinne returns to the ring and his former pleasant self.

Première diffusion : 7 avril 1963

S2 E30 • The Curse of the Snitkins

After Muldoon and Toody meet shy officer Snitkin, they convince him to join their precinct, not realizing that Snitkins is a jinx where ever he's gone.

Première diffusion : 14 avril 1963