S1 E1 • Who's for Swordfish?

Toody and Muldoon go through much trouble to go fishing for swordfish on a fellow officer's brother-in-law's cruiser.

Première diffusion : 17 septembre 1961

S1 E2 • Something Nice for Sol

The 53rd Precinct decides to buy a surprise gift for Sgt. Abrams for 25 years of service. First they decide to buy an identification bracelet, then a dressing gown (robe), and finally a specially made pair of orthopedic shoes. Problems arise because these shoes cannot be made without Mr. Webster measuring Sol's feet to produce them.

Première diffusion : 24 septembre 1961

S1 E4 • Change Your Partners

Muldoon gets a new partner, which not only intimidates Toody but causes Muldoon to neglect his duties because he's so involved in intellectual conversations.

Première diffusion : 8 octobre 1961

S1 E5 • I Won't Go

Mrs. Bronson manages to evade eviction from her apartment by charming everyone who tries to give her notice.

Première diffusion : 15 octobre 1961

S1 E6 • Muldoon's Star

With Theresa Tangere's popularily out of control, the Muldoon's keep her temporarily at their home, out of the public eye. Meanwhile, shy Francis is enamored with the blonde bombshell.

Première diffusion : 22 octobre 1961

S1 E7 • Paint Job

The precinct tries to uncover a group of car thieves who specialize in repainting their loot and reselling.

Première diffusion : 29 octobre 1961

S1 E8 • Love Finds Muldoon

After running into an old school chum who never married, Lucille tries to match her up with Muldoon.

Première diffusion : 5 novembre 1961

S1 E9 • Gypsy Curse

When Toody goes undercover to expose a thieving gypsy, she puts a curse of hives and martial troubles on him in return. Toody then begins to experience these supposed problems, and eventually he, Lucille, and Muldoon seek to counteract the hex to bring life back to normal for all involved.

Première diffusion : 12 novembre 1961

S1 E10 • Thirty Days Notice

Disgusted by the conditions of their apartment, Toody gives his landlord Mr. Corfu 30 days notice. Mr. Corfu is absolutely thrilled with this decision and promptly seeks to find another family to move in. Meanwhile Toody and Lucille have trouble finding suitable housing as a replacement, so Toody makes plans to sublet an apartment of Al Cooper who is very possibly going to be spending 3-5 years in prison anyway. In the end, Mr. Cooper gets vindicated, the family that takes over the Toody apartment moves out because of the awful living conditions, the Toodys move back in, and everything is back to normal.

Première diffusion : 19 novembre 1961

S1 E11 • Catch Me on the Paar Show

After Toody and Muldoon give Hugh Downs a ticket for speeding, Toody takes the opportunity to introduce Hugh to Officer Fleischer, a comedian, hoping that his buddy will be discovered for his talent.

Première diffusion : 26 novembre 1961

S1 E12 • The Taming of Lucille

With Rose's example of an ultra submissive wife, Gunther is frustrated with his wife's strong personality, but once Lucille becomes docile as a result of watching Shakespeare, he decides that he's not so sure he likes having a doormat for a spouse.

Première diffusion : 3 décembre 1961

S1 E13 • Put It in the Bank

As department treasurer, Toody has the bright idea of investing the department's kitty in the stock market, but regrets that decision shortly thereafter.

Première diffusion : 10 décembre 1961

S1 E14 • Get Well, Officer Schnauzer

With bank robber ""No Face"" on the loose, Muldoon and Toody are on the look-out. Through a series of unbelievable events, Muldoon robs the neighborhood bank without realizing it, eventually bestowing the loot onto Schnauzer who's recuperating in the hospital.

Première diffusion : 17 décembre 1961

S1 E15 • Christmas at the 53rd

The 53rd Precinct puts on a special Christmas program for friends and family, featuring mostly songs depicting life at the 53rd Precinct rather than Christmas Carols.

Première diffusion : 24 décembre 1961

S1 E16 • The Sacrifice

With Toody's TV out of commission and with the urging of his wife, he reads a book entitled ""The Sacrifice"" which inspires him to encourage Muldoon to better himself. However, this backfires, causing Muldoon to doubt his present job capabilities.

Première diffusion : 7 janvier 1962

S1 E17 • Boom, Boom, Boom

Jan Murray, playing himself, is asked to judge a barbershop quartet contest among city employees. The Whipoorwills from the 53rd Precinct practice their introduction "boom, boom, boom" everywhere they go”and everywhere they go, Jan Murray goes, until he is practically out of his mind from hearing "boom, boom, boom."

Première diffusion : 14 janvier 1962

S1 E18 • Toody and Muldoon Crack Down

After the chief inspector finds Toody and Muldoon's sector what he deems less than desirable, he insists that Capt. Block see to it that things change within 24 hours or ELSE.

Première diffusion : 21 janvier 1962

S1 E19 • Toody's Paradise

Toody goes undercover with a female police officer and a boy to catch a purse snatcher, and when Lucille gets wind of this new assignment, she thinks that her husband has another life elsewhere.

Première diffusion : 28 janvier 1962

S1 E20 • How High is Up?

When Muldoon discovers that he's grown an inch, one inch above company rules, he goes into a panic.

Première diffusion : 4 février 1962

S1 E21 • Toody and the Art World

An artist gives Toody one of his paintings, but Toody doesn't realize its real worth until it's too late.

Première diffusion : 11 février 1962

S1 E22 • What Happened to Thursday?

Every Thursday the Schnauzers have a fight, so the next Thursday, Toody and Muldoon decide to convince Leo that it's really Friday, rather than Thursday. In the process, they confuse almost everyone on the police force to wonder what day it really is.

Première diffusion : 18 février 1962

S1 E23 • How Smart Can You Get?

Since Toody and Muldoon have been successful partners for nine years, the captain is asked to find out how this could possibly be. Both Toody and Muldoon are questioned so much that they begin to wonder themselves and arguing ensues.

Première diffusion : 25 février 1962

S1 E24 • Today I am a Man

Sick of his goody-two-shoes reputation, Muldoon is determined to change what people think of him and become a man about town.

Première diffusion : 4 mars 1962

S1 E25 • No More Pickpockets

A professional pickpocket steals Toody's wallet and assumes Toody's identity, arresting many other pickpockets before he's finally caught.

Première diffusion : 11 mars 1962

S1 E26 • The Beast Who Walked the Bronx

When the inspector announces that Capt. Block needs to take a well-deserved vacation, a temporary replacement is sent in.

Première diffusion : 18 mars 1962

S1 E27 • The Courtship of Sylvia Schnauzer

After attending a large wedding, Sylvia becomes upset that she had been married by a justice of the peace, insisting upon rectifying that situation at all costs.

Première diffusion : 25 mars 1962

S1 E28 • The Auction

Leo is in charge of deciding on a gift for the captain's 25th wedding anniversary, and insists upon getting a cheese knife. But when Toody and Muldoon have to deliver paperwork to the captain at his home, they find that their boss collects antiques. He shows them an outlandish chair, and tells them how he wishes that he had the other half of this one and only pair. Shortly thereafter, Toody finds a chair just like it at an auction house which he plans on getting for the Captain at all costs.

Première diffusion : 1 avril 1962

S1 E29 • Quiet! We're Thinking

Unknowingly, Toody's 11 year old nephew Marvin's casual remarks help Toody and Muldoon solve tough cases, but by the time they realize what's happening, they're not the only ones that want to have Marvin around.

Première diffusion : 8 avril 1962

S1 E30 • I Love Lucille

Lucille dies her hair to get Gunther to notice her, and when he finally does, look out.

Première diffusion : 22 avril 1962