S1 E1 • Shadowrun: The Squirt Gun Wars

Here’s a tale of RPGs and the eternal struggle between GMs and PCs. With squirt guns.

Première diffusion : 8 octobre 2011

S1 E2 • Vegan Steve & The Djinni of Jengai Fomogo

Noah tells another poorly-remembered tale of RPGs derailed and players embarrassed, this time of Vegan Steve’s moments of short-lived glory and inevitable downfall, of power corrupting, and of wishes granted.

Première diffusion : 20 octobre 2011

S1 E3 • The Toilet Pizza

A story of the meanest, most depraved thing I’ve ever done to another human being. And I’m not proud of it, but it is pretty funny.

Première diffusion : 24 octobre 2011

S1 E4 • All Jedi or No Jedi

In which I discuss a fundamental problem with any Star Wars RPG and the nature of dramatic storytelling conflicting with human pragmatism!

Première diffusion : 29 octobre 2011

S1 E5 • Leaping Wizards

A tale of exile and shame, in which I screw the rules and go on a mad PC killing spree with the most unlikely of hitmen.

Première diffusion : 1 novembre 2011

S1 E6 • Botchamania

Some of the worst runs of dice I’ve ever seen!

Première diffusion : 3 novembre 2011

S1 E7 • Getting Started with Roleplaying

Spoony explains the best ways to get started playing RPGs!

Première diffusion : 3 novembre 2011

S1 E8 • Invisible Jason

A weird tale about a very drunk young man with remarkable endurance.

Première diffusion : 6 novembre 2011

S1 E9 • Vampire: Spoony’s Jyhad

A tale of a very bad Vampire LARP and why Spoony is not a player to be lightly fucked with if you don’t want your campaign completely demolished.

Première diffusion : 6 novembre 2011

S1 E10 • Tandem’s Last Ride

My iconic character goes on a surreal journey, literally down the rabbit hole all the way to Dungeonland.

Première diffusion : 22 novembre 2011

S1 E11 • The Age of Manure

Bennett the Sage guests hosts in this special edition of Counter Monkey, in which he brings some homebrew monsters and items from his RPG past!

Première diffusion : 10 janvier 2012

S1 E12 • Thieves’ World, Part 1: Don’t Interrupt

Spoony tells the tale of his Thieves’ World campaign, in which some players get a little too…excited.

Première diffusion : 4 mars 2012

S1 E13 • Thieves’ World, Part 2: The Chicago Way

The party decides to deal with their arch-nemesis, the immortal Tempus Thales, in the only way they can: the Chicago Way.

Première diffusion : 4 mars 2012

S1 E14 • The Prisoner Dilemma

Spoony talks about one of the most divisive issues in the history of roleplaying: alignment.

Première diffusion : 8 mars 2012

S1 E15 • The Importance of Wearing Pants

This story is posted with some reservations, but it just goes to show, you meet all kinds around the gaming table.

Première diffusion : 12 mars 2012

S1 E16 • Dungeon Mastering a Great Game

Secret storyteller secrets from the dungeonmaster himself!

Première diffusion : 27 mars 2012

S1 E17 • The Dungeon Master’s Secret Weapon

How to get the party to go anywhere, do anything, fight anyone! But you can only do it once!

Première diffusion : 3 avril 2012

S1 E18 • Never Get On the Boat

Absolutely goddamn right.

Première diffusion : 2 septembre 2012

S1 E19 • Swimming in Diarrhea is Bad

Your characters will never feel clean again.

Première diffusion : 5 septembre 2012

S1 E20 • The Bardic Knock Spell

There is a fine line between being good at bluffing and becoming the clown nobody ever believes. You don’t want to go from cleverness to making the game goofy, because you’ll frustrate the DM and get the players into a lot of trouble when you go off being ridiculous.

Première diffusion : 8 septembre 2012

S1 E21 • Circle Strafe

Dragons don’t fight fair.

Première diffusion : 11 septembre 2012

S1 E22 • Don’t Be That Guy

How to be a team player– or more importantly, not be that guy who gets everyone else killed.

Première diffusion : 12 septembre 2012

S1 E23 • The Trouble with Superheroes

Hey Cyclops, what do you do this round? Hey, it’s not a very good episode, but it gets better!

Première diffusion : 24 septembre 2012

S1 E24 • If You Stat It, They Will Kill It

Remember when you kicked the shit out of Demogorgon in Baldur’s Gate 2, even when everyone told you it was stupid, and pointless, and actually WORSE than pointless because it would set him free from his imprisonment? Yeah, and you went and did it anyway, didn’t ya?

Première diffusion : 24 septembre 2012

S1 E25 • Because He's There

Roll 1d100 Sanity Loss for your one chance at GLORY!!

Première diffusion : 25 septembre 2012

S1 E26 • Hey Fatty! Let’s go to Mordor!

The long and barely-coherent rant about superheroes, alien gods, and a hobbit named Fatty finally concludes.

Première diffusion : 25 septembre 2012

S1 E27 • Beware the Woman, For They Come From Hell

She’s just not that into you.

Première diffusion : 25 novembre 2012

S1 E28 • Thou Shalt Not Fuck With the Lady of Pain

Just about rule #1 of livin’ in the Cage, berk.

Première diffusion : 28 novembre 2012

S1 E29 • Laundry Day in the Tower of High Sorcery

I’m evil, and I don’t care who knows it!

Première diffusion : 2 décembre 2012

S1 E30 • Counter Monkey Punk

We take a look at one of my favorite RPGs and its exciting new revival as a game by CD Projekt Red! Cyberpunk 2077!

Première diffusion : 18 janvier 2013

S1 E31 • Connection Time Out

You’d think computers in the cyberpunk future would make things a lot faster, right? Then why are most of us sitting around playing with ourselves waiting on the decker?

Première diffusion : 21 janvier 2013

S1 E32 • Cthulhupunk

That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange weapons and technology, even cyberpunks will die.

Première diffusion : 24 janvier 2013

S1 E33 • The Conga Line of Death

If you’re getting to a battle, might as well jump in the line and take your standard action in time.

Première diffusion : 23 février 2013

S1 E34 • Valley of the Cyberdolls

I found the book with all the creepy dolls! Dolls…OF THE DARK FUTURE!

Première diffusion : 21 mars 2013

S1 E35 • The Jedi Hunter

Block this, Yoda. And yeah, HK-47 did it better.

Première diffusion : 28 mars 2013

S1 E36 • Gary Gygax Interview (April Fools')

Listen up, ya primitive screwheads.

Première diffusion : 1 avril 2013

S1 E37 • Problem Players

I’m not exactly the guy to ask for advice when it comes to getting along with people, you know.

Première diffusion : 9 avril 2013

S1 E38 • So You Want To Be Evil

Because good is dumb.

Première diffusion : 30 avril 2013

S1 E39 • Dem Bones

They come at you in all shapes, all sizes, and in all sides.

Première diffusion : 28 mai 2013

S1 E40 • Spoony Gets Mazed

A dungeon with invisible walls, invisible doors, and invisible treasure guarded by an invisible dragon. Do I have the wits and courage to triumph?

Première diffusion : 9 août 2013

S1 E41 • Childe Spoony to the Dark Tower Came

He who does not watch this video has forgotten the face of his father.

Première diffusion : 12 août 2013

S1 E42 • In Through the Roof, Out Through the Door

It’s a sort of riddle for you veteran dice-slingers out there.

Première diffusion : 14 août 2013

S1 E43 • Shadowrun: The Code

Shoot the hostage.

Première diffusion : 6 septembre 2013

S1 E44 • Die a Hero & Die Long Enough to See Yourself Become the Villain

What’s a paladin? Strahd knows.

Première diffusion : 14 septembre 2013

S1 E45 • Know Your Role, Part 1

Now you can play the RPG that resurrects the glory years of the WWE. Play wrestlers such as the Bashams! The Un-Americans! The Gymini! The Dicks! Mark Jindrak! And Kenzo Suzuki! Behold, tales of my brief days on a lame e-fed when I learned that all of my characters were ECW ripoffs (whether I knew it or not) and a look through the WWE “Know Your Role” RPG, made after they got the F out.

Première diffusion : 7 mars 2014

S1 E46 • Know Your Role, Part 2

FINALLY… the Monkey HAS COME BACK… home… And you live in a dimension where Johnny Polo has been officially given a stat-block in a licensed RPG. You’re welcome.

Première diffusion : 8 mars 2014

S1 E47 • Let's Split Up

We can destroy the campaign faster that way.

Première diffusion : 16 mars 2014

S1 E48 • Nightstake

Sometimes crits just break your heart.

Première diffusion : 20 mai 2014

S1 E49 • Tools of the Trade

Mats, minis, and markers! Just be sure to keep the markers straight.

Première diffusion : 29 mai 2014

S1 E50 • The Dirtiest Book in the Game, Part 1

My cleric sees you bleeding and casts Sexual Healing.

Première diffusion : 10 janvier 2015