S1 E1 • A Brief History of Lame

With the aid of a timeline, Paul and Graham give the past, the present and the future of LoadingReadyRun.

Première diffusion : 24 octobre 2003

S1 E2 • Lanageddon West

After three rounds and six plus cans of Diet Lime Coke a winner is declared.

Première diffusion : 24 octobre 2003

S1 E3 • How Sexy is Paul?

With the help of a Cosmo Girl we find out just how sexy Paul is.

Première diffusion : 24 octobre 2003

S1 E4 • Tennis

A la Jackass, tennis balls are hit and thrown at James, hitting him in the ass, back and sack.

Première diffusion : 24 octobre 2003

S1 E5 • Is Paul a Pain in the Butt?

With the help of a Cosmo Girl we find out just how much a pain in the butt Paul is.

Première diffusion : 24 octobre 2003

S1 E6 • 2003 Halloween Special

For the first holiday special the crew terrorize Victoria with pumpkins on their heads. Pumpkin dodge ball and basketball do not work so well but throwing a pumpkin disc, pumpkin phone sex and invading Safeway all work.

Première diffusion : 31 octobre 2003

S1 E7 • Vietnam

Jer prepares Chef Boyardee.

Première diffusion : 7 novembre 2003

S1 E8 • The Alternative to Telemarketers

To get around the do not call list, marketers are forces to kidnap James off the street, drag him off and ask him many silly questions.

Première diffusion : 14 novembre 2003

S1 E9 • Ways to Eat Fries

To eat fries you may: toss them around you back; be sophisticated with knife and fork (but off a frisbee); juggle them; use sheer force of will; knife them like Crocodile Dundee; pass them off to a friend; the Sam Raimi; snorting lines of fries; fling them out of a toaster; force feed them to your roommate; use a corkscrew; grate them; bake them; Tiger Woods Style;

Première diffusion : 21 novembre 2003

S1 E10 • What do guys like about Paul?

With the help of a Cosmo Girl we find out what do guys like about Paul.

Première diffusion : 28 novembre 2003

S1 E11 • Ways to Drink Coke

To drink Coke you may: have a cokesicle; be a connoisseur; use psychic powers; be a mad scientist and use a series of straws; the classic - drink it from a glass coke bottle in a coke glass; drink it out of bowl on the floor like a dog; balance the can on its edge; do big shots; spray it like a winning racecar driver; drink it out of a paper bag like a hobo; the Sam Raimi; the Freudian shower; play Russian roulette; no really don't;

Première diffusion : 5 décembre 2003

S1 E12 • Stalking

Graham and Morgan follow James home to surprise him by throwing a Frisbee at him.

Première diffusion : 12 décembre 2003

S1 E13 • 2003 Holiday Special

December is filled with obscure holidays that should all be recognized: Wear Brown Shoes Day, Bathtub Party Day, National Bouillabaisse Day, and many others. Morgan gorges himself on the many foods celebrated, growing larger and larger over the month of holidays.

Première diffusion : 26 décembre 2003

S1 E14 • Ways to Make Someone Leave a Room

To make someone leave a room you may: recite goth poetry; make an empty threat; threaten someone; make vulgar thrusting motions; use a machete wielding serial killer; drop your pants; pull your underwear out of your pants; use the force; show them the goatse; be a space cadet; use the full power of your THX sound system; channel surf; the Sam Raimi; call in a favor from a friend.

Première diffusion : 2 janvier 2004

S1 E15 • Upgrade Y/N?

Morgan is offered a choice to upgrade some software when Paul and Graham appear to argue for and against. Graham is able to convince Morgan not to upgrade. However, by pretending to be Graham, Paul is able to trick Morgan into upgrading which promptly causes the computer to crash.

Première diffusion : 16 janvier 2004

S1 E16 • Hair

Gareth gets his hair redone by eleven people.

Première diffusion : 23 janvier 2004

S1 E17 • Quantum Documentary

Paul and Graham attempt the unthinkable: a documentary about itself. As the two narrate various incidents that took place during shooting, such as the microphone cutting out, crew hi-jinks, and clever talking head editing, those things actually happen.

Première diffusion : 30 janvier 2004

S1 E18 • Ways to End a Movie

To end a movie you may: leave a sequel possible; have an early video game epilogue; have a man armed with a gun kill a man with a sword a la Indiana Jones; have Matrix style bullet time; the Sam Raimi; leave it unresolved; have the badass shoot the person behind him; show the shadow of the action and with a long pull back Film Noir style; end with a double cross by the girl.

Première diffusion : 6 février 2004

S1 E19 • Ways to Ruin a First Date

To ruin a first date you may: have a stinky palm; have a chainsaw; be a hoser from Langford; be delivered like a robot; be off your rocker; train hard right before the date; have a limited wardrobe; have a very limited wardrobe; be bleeding internally; have her do your laundry; the Sam Raimi.

Première diffusion : 13 février 2004

S1 E20 • Gob

Graham abuses his powers as an interviewer for the Martlet (the UVic Student newspaper) by having Gob plug LoadingReadyRun and throw an apple at him.

Première diffusion : 20 février 2004

S1 E21 • Andy: Esq.

Andy sings a song he wrote proclaiming the true name of the man with the nickname 'Bob' as his real name is far too long.

Première diffusion : 27 février 2004

S1 E22 • The Mirror

Graham has somehow become trapped in a mirror. It's not completely terrible, though - there are certain compensations. Like mirror cookies. And dates with hot mirror girls. Paul points out a possible drawback to hot mirror girls that Graham hadn't considered.

Première diffusion : 5 mars 2004

S1 E23 • Arrogant Worms

The Arrogant Worms plug Loading dash Ready dash Run dotcom. It's like porn but better.

Première diffusion : 12 mars 2004

S1 E24 • Kein-Kon 2: Cosplay

The cosplay at Kei-Kon, the UVic anime convention.

Première diffusion : 19 mars 2004

S1 E25 • Drink

Bill is challenged to drink a rank mixture of Pam, cake icing, lemon juice, plum sauce, tartar sauce, ketchup, Dijon mustard, Worcester sauce, vodka, regular mustard, soy sauce, Purple Stuff, salsa, pickled jalapeño, relish, sour cream, Kool Aid powder, lite Italian dressing, corn syrup, tea, peanut butter and a wedge of cheese.

Première diffusion : 26 mars 2004

S1 E26 • Evil Corp.

Paul can not decide how he wants Agent Zero dealt with.

Première diffusion : 2 avril 2004

S1 E27 • Mobile Homes

Several houses are moved through the streets of Oak Bay onto a barge. Graham and Paul there to report on one of the most exciting things to ever happen in Oak Bay.

Première diffusion : 9 avril 2004

S1 E28 • The Dungeoneers: Episode 1

Before setting out on a adventure Graham and Paul replace Gejorn with a mule, Fred. Then it is all clear sailing....

Première diffusion : 16 avril 2004

S1 E29 • What's Your Cup Of Joe?

Graham and Paul use Cosmo Girl to find out what coffees are most like Derek, Bill and Morgan.

Première diffusion : 23 avril 2004

S1 E30 • Ways to Save the Day

To save the day James, the Guy who is Super, can: remember your wallet; act as a writing surface; provide you with pants when you are pant less; soften your fall; supply you with toilet paper; blow your nose for you; replace your date; turn off the TV; provide you condoms; bring you groceries; give you ear plugs to block out bad conversation; get you out of awkward social situations; remember your anniversary and get a gift; prevent the Sam Raimi;

Première diffusion : 7 mai 2004

S1 E31 • 42

In a parody of 24, Paul sleeps; Graham calls a sleeping Bill, drinks milk, then falls asleep; Pat plays KotoR; Morgan sleeps; Jason and Kayt stagger along and pass out.

Première diffusion : 14 mai 2004

S1 E32 • The Dungeoneers: Episode 2

Paul philosophies about death and kill while he should be fighting. After the fight is over a larch (Bill) is summoned but is not long needed. A discussion of the stereotypes of RPG is interrupted by a scream.

Première diffusion : 21 mai 2004

S1 E33 • Mosh Pit Etiquette

Make sure there is a sufficient number of people. Mosh with people your own size, use friends if necessary. Respect the boundaries of the mosh pit and wear appropriate headgear. Cell phones are a bad idea in the pit, as is drinking. Keep sweat to yourself and keep your car out of the mosh pit. Do not mosh on a concrete floor.

Première diffusion : 28 mai 2004

S1 E34 • Who's Your Rockstar Soulmate?

With the help of Cosmo Girl Derek's rockstar soulmate is 50 Cent, Bill's rockstar soulmate is John Mayer and Morgan's rockstar soulmate is Justin Timberlake.

Première diffusion : 4 juin 2004

S1 E35 • Whose Line is it Anyway?

Whose Line is it Anyway? plugs LoadingReadyRun.

Première diffusion : 11 juin 2004

S1 E36 • Evil Corp.: New Recruits

Paul briefs the new recruits to Evil Corp. about his plan to steal the standard kilogram.

Première diffusion : 18 juin 2004

S1 E37 • Periodic Singing

Mr. Atkinson, Graham's grade eight science teacher, offered an automatic A to anyone who could memorize and sing to the class Tom Lehrer's "The Elements", a list of the chemical elements set to the tune of the Major-General's Song by Gilbert and Sullivan. Graham, seeing this as an easy way to get a good grade, memorized the song and has still not forgotten it. Being a man of his word, Mr. Atkinson did give Graham his A, but the school's science teachers no longer make that deal with students.

Première diffusion : 25 juin 2004

S1 E38 • A Tribute to Canada

Canadians are responsible for the invention of the telephone, the gramophone, the zipper, and Trivial Pursuit, among other things.

Première diffusion : 2 juillet 2004

S1 E39 • Bay Centre Takeover

The LoadingReadyRun crew bring their N64 into the Bay Centre to play GoldenEye. Although the old lady is interested a security guard kicks them out.

Première diffusion : 9 juillet 2004

S1 E40 • Joe's Used Cars

Joe (Chris) yanks Graham off an Acura lot to show him his selection of "vintage cars". Joe uses all his tricks to sell one packed with "features". After closing the deal, Joe jumps off the roof where his "car lot" located.

Première diffusion : 16 juillet 2004

S1 E41 • The Mystery Can

After buying an unlabelled can for nineteen cents, someone chosen at random gets to eat it. Eric ends up getting to eat what turns out to be dog food.

Première diffusion : 23 juillet 2004

S1 E42 • The Decision-Makers

The guards wonder what the greatest military minds are discussing. Little do they know that the leaders are discussing what wood the table is made out of.

Première diffusion : 6 août 2004

S1 E43 • 4 Guys And a Box of Hats

Using odds and ends, including many hats, found at Chris Nohr's place the four boys perform several short skits. Andy reappears several times as El Pollo, a Mexican wrestler who plays many instruments.

Première diffusion : 13 août 2004

S1 E44 • Drive Thru

Kathleen pulls up to the drive thru and asks for a chocolate shake and a dickin. After being informed that there are no male employee available to perform the dicking she asks for a chicken dickin which is also refused.

Première diffusion : 20 août 2004

S1 E45 • Steve Notley and his Process

Steve Notley talks about his creative process and plugs LoadingReadyRun.

Première diffusion : 27 août 2004

S1 E46 • November 13, 2003

As part of Graham's film class, he shoots a time lapse video of Victoria's Inner Harbour.

Première diffusion : 27 août 2004

S1 E47 • Who Watches Movies?

Paul watches movies. He pays good money to watch them, even Battlefield Earth. So why must he sit through an anti piracy ad?

Première diffusion : 3 septembre 2004

S1 E48 • Sandwich of Fire

Morgan, James, Bill and Allen eat a hot sandwich Ash prepares containing jalapeno cheese foccacia, pepper salami Frank's RedHot chili sauce, Heinz chili sauce, Grace pepper sauce, Tabasco sauce, cracked black pepper, red crushed chilies, jalapeno cheese, Louisiana hot sauce, tomato and jalapenos. As the sandwich is good but not hot enough they, add more chilies and stuff peppers with red crushed chilies. People do cry but Bill is the first give up and eat yogurt. Eventually they have shots of hot sauce.

Première diffusion : 10 septembre 2020

S1 E49 • Spam Theatre

Paul and Graham act out some of the spam they have received.

Première diffusion : 17 septembre 2004

S1 E50 • Moore's Meadow Crop Circle

After receiving a tip about a crop circle, they get lost in the woods and are attacked by ants. After finding the meadow they eventually find a crop circle.

Première diffusion : 24 septembre 2004