S1 E1 • Undefeatable

In which I review the best and worst movie of all time.

Première diffusion : 21 octobre 2009

S1 E2 • Lady Dragon

Here I review another crappy action movie from the 90’s called Lady Dragon. Will I survive the sudden cuts, or will the bad dubbing do me in?

Première diffusion : 24 octobre 2009

S1 E3 • Zombie Nation

Next on the review chopping block is Zombie Nation. I’m sure there are zombies in the movie somewhere. *EDIT: Sorry about the “Running Man” reference, I meant “Marathon Man”

Première diffusion : 6 novembre 2009

S1 E4 • Rachelle Lefevre Tribute

I take a short break from bad movie reviews to talk about one of my favorite actresses. I also look dead.

Première diffusion : 17 novembre 2009

S1 E5 • Gymkata

It’s back to action movie schlock as I review the infamous Gymkata.

Première diffusion : 3 décembre 2009

S1 E6 • A Very Masterminds Christmas

What better way to spread Christmas cheer than by watching a crappy Home Alone ripoff from the 90s? Merry Christmas, everyone!

Première diffusion : 17 décembre 2009

S1 E7 • Stakes

The title of this vampire flick is fitting as by the end of it you’ll want to jam something sharp into your chest. Two worlds…one deadly headache!

Première diffusion : 7 janvier 2010

S1 E8 • 13 Seconds

Here I review a movie so atrocious that it makes Undefeatable look like Oscar material. If you thought Stakes was bad, you haven’t seen 13 Seconds.

Première diffusion : 23 janvier 2010

S1 E9 • Teen Sorcery

What do you get when you mix poor special effects with witchcraft and a heaping dose of the 90s? You get something like Teen Sorcery.

Première diffusion : 2 février 2010

S1 E10 • Razor Sharpe

In the mindblowing tenth episode I review Razor Sharpe, a martial arts vanity film with no budget, no continuity, and no hope.

Première diffusion : 1 mars 2010

S1 E11 • Cynthia Rothrockathon #1: X-Treme Fighter

The Cynthia Rothrockathon begins! First up is X-treme Fighter, a PSA disguised as a martial arts film. Now with more poor wirework!

Première diffusion : 17 mars 2010

S1 E12 • Cynthia Rothrockathon #2: Angel of Fury

Day Two of the Cynthia Rothrockathon brings us Angel of Fury, a movie so badly chopped up you might miss the plot entirely. And boy is it riveting!

Première diffusion : 29 mars 2010

S1 E13 • Cynthia Rothrockathon #3: China O'Brien

Day three brings us China O’Brien, and if you thought the title was funny you won’t be disappointed with the movie.

Première diffusion : 17 avril 2010

S1 E14 • Cynthia Rothrockathon #4: Lady Dragon 2

Day Four is the conclusion of the Rothrockathon, and Lady Dragon 2 takes us out with a bang.

Première diffusion : 29 avril 2010

S1 E15 • Witchery

Here I take on a horror movie starring Linda Blair and David Hasselhoff, otherwise known as Evil Dead 4. Is it completely irrelevant? You betcha!

Première diffusion : 9 juin 2010

S1 E16 • Vampire Assassin

A Blade rip-off featuring a forty-year-old and an unintelligible Asian mentor? Sign me up!

Première diffusion : 22 juin 2010

S1 E17 • Hard to Kill

Here I face either my worst enemy or my greatest ally: Steven Seagal! Now with more coma chase action!

Première diffusion : 5 juillet 2010

S1 E18 • The Room

Okay, so here it is again…the controversial review that started it all!

Première diffusion : 28 juillet 2010

S1 E19 • Shark Attack 3

This review has me really wired…what do you say I take you home and eat your…er, pussycat?

Première diffusion : 3 août 2010

S1 E20 • Sci Fi Original Movie Double Feature: Alien Apocalypse

It’s a sci fi double feature, and even Bruce Campbell can’t save this one.

Première diffusion : 23 août 2010

S1 E21 • Sci-Fi Original Movie Double Feature #2: Pterodactyl

Coolio versus some pterodactyls!

Première diffusion : 11 septembre 2010

S1 E22 • Buffy the Vampire Slayer

I take on the movie that started it all. But can I survive it?

Première diffusion : 25 septembre 2010

S1 E23 • Phantasm 1 & 2

In part one of the Halloween special, I try to figure out just what the hell Phantasm is about.

Première diffusion : 12 octobre 2010

S1 E24 • Phantasm 3 & 4

I try to get out of reviewer limbo while surviving the last of the Phantasm sequels.

Première diffusion : 28 octobre 2010

S1 E25 • Blood Red Moon

Here I take on a Twilight rip-off from Canada. Can I handle the handicam?

Première diffusion : 12 décembre 2010

S1 E26 • Vampegeddon

Can three “beautiful” women fight off the world’s most ridiculous vampire?

Première diffusion : 25 décembre 2010