Songs for the Firing Squad

911 Call: “Help I’ve Overdosed on Philosophy!”

Self Help Specialist Ends Own Life

I Am a Trans‐Continental Railroad, Please Run a Train on Me

Stop Calling Us Screamo

You Don’t Understand, the Liquor Is Calling the Shots Now Randybo Bandy

You Can’t Get Goose Justice in Fox Court, Just Spit on the Judge

Atrocities From a Story Book Perspective

An Introduction for People Who Hate Introductions