Shang-Chi
I thaught it wasn't possible to make a movie worst than ant-man, but I should always trust in Marvel studios mediocrity... and it is the case for Shang-Chi... or should I say Shang-Shit...
I have never seen a movie as contemptible with its spectators. Of course, it cannot tell anything with its cinematography, but on top of that, all the elements of the scenario are repeated at least 2 or 3 times.
The film could have been saved by the actors, but I felt it was a competition of inexpression. I think the main character won with its moron like expression everytime he gets something from the plot. I wonder how much the actors pride have been paid... The only character for whom I had empathie or feelings is the piece of wood beaten by Shang-Chi during the training. I felt beaten the same way by the mediocrity, the nullity and the boredom.
Fortunatly, the movie is rescued by the action scenes.... no, of course it's a joke... Despite the Jackie Chan and Tsui Hark inspirations, the action is lost in dull digitized sceneries.
At least, when you are having a bad time, you expect it to be short, but it lasted more than 2 hours! The last time I punished myself like that, was by going in english class.

For those who read it entirely, of course it is exaggerated. I like to write in a pamphlet style and I think it is really hard in a foreign language. It is not easy to make wordplays or use the specific style. The hardest was to find the lexicon field of the mediocrity. I think we have so much more words in French to tell bad things about something (or somebody). Sorry if you have been hurted, and I am waiting for your advices or wordplays.

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