UNE PERSONNE CENSÉE RÉAGI AU CINÉMA DE MANIÈRE MESURÉE ET CONCISE !!!!!!

Voici une liste de tout les films de merde que vous pouvez éviter de regarder et regarder Transformers 3 à la place :

- La Ligne Verte (1999), Franck Darabont

- American History X (1998), Tony Kaye

- Le Prestige (2006), Christopher Nolan

- Into The Wild (2007), Sean Penn

- Black Swan (2010), Darren Aronofsky

- 1917 (2019), Sam Mendes

- Million Dollar Baby (2004), Clint Eastwood

- Le Grand Bleu (1988), Luc Besson

- Seul Au Monde (2000), Robert Zemeckis

- Alice au pays des merveilles (2010), Tim Burton

- West Side Story (1961), Robert Wise & Jerome Robbins

- Little Women (2019), Greta Gerwig

- La Belle au bois dormant (1959), Clyde Geronimi

- Dunkerque (2017), Christopher Nolan

- Maman, j'ai raté l'avion ! (1990), Chris Columbus

- Watchmen (2009), Zack Snyder

- Grease (1978), Randy Kleiser

- Yesterday (2019), Danny Boyle

- The Hunger Games (2012), Gary Ross

- Don't Worry Darling (2022), Olivia Wilde

- Gattaca (1997), Andrew Niccol

- L'amour Ouf (2024), Gilles Lellouche

- Knives Out (2019), Rian Johnson

- Rain Man (1988), Barry Levinson

- Charlie et la chocolaterie (2005), Tim Burton

- Seul sur Mars (2015), Ridley Scott

- Licorice Pizza (2021), Paul Thomas Anderson

- Miss Peregrine et les enfants particuliers (2016), Tim Burton

- Deadpool 2 (2018), David Leitch

- Le Roi Lion (2019), Jon Favreau

- Carne (1991), Gaspar Noé

- Insomnia (2002), Christopher Nolan

- Mystic River (2003), Clint Eastwood

- Thunderbolts* (2025), Jake Schreier

- Top Gun (1986), Tony Scott

- Doctor Strange (2016), Scott Derrickson

- A History of Violence (2005), David Cronenberg

- No Time to Die (2021), Cary Joji Fukunaga

- Ant-Man (2015), Peyton Reed

- Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024), Tim Burton

- Jumanji (1995), Joe Johnston

- Star Wars I : La Menace Fantôme (1999), Georges Lucas

- Star Wars II : L'attaque des clones (2002), Georges Lucas

- Les Goonies (1985), Richard Donner

- Le Diable s'habille en Prada (2006), David Frankel

- I, Tonya (2017), Craig Gillespie

- Bohemian Rhapsody (2018), Bryan Singer

- Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Jon Watts

- Dirty Dancing (1987), Emile Ardolino

- Jurassic Park III (2001), Joe Johnston

- 1001 Pattes (1998), John Lasseter

- Le Voyage d'Arlo (2015), Peter Sohn

- Black Panther (2018), Ryan Coogler

- Sin City (2005), Robert Rodriguez & Frank Miller

- Waves (2019), Trey Edward Shults

- La Petite Sirène (1989), Ron Clements & John Musker

- Mamma Mia! (2008), Phyllida Lloyd

- Creed (2015), Ryan Coogler

- Trainspotting (1996), Danny Boyle

- Toy Story 3 (2010), Lee Unkrich

- Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri (2017), Martin McDonagh

- Insidious (2010), James Wan

- Hors Normes (2019), Eric Toledano & Olivier Nakache

- Man of Steel (2013), Zack Snyder

- Leurs Enfants après eux (2024), Ludovic & Zoran Boukherma

- Alpha (2025), Julia Ducourneau

- Don't Look Up (2021), Adam McKay

- Black Phone (2021), Scott Derrickson

- Legend (1985), Ridley Scott

- The Strange Thing About the Johnsons (2011), Ari Aster

- Gran Turismo (2023), Neill Blomkamp

- La Boum (1980), Claude Pinoteau

- Zack Snyder’s Justice League (2021), Zack Snyder

- Spider-Man : No Way Home (2021), Jon Watts

- Le Flic de Beverly Hills (1984), Martin Brest

- Sister Act (1992), Emile Ardolino

- Les Animaux Fantastiques (2016), David Yates

- American Sniper (2014), Clint Eastwood

- Deadpool (2016), Tim Miller

- Demolition (2015), Jean-Marc Vallée

- Un monstre à Paris (2011), Bibo Bergeron

- The Addams Family (1991), Barry Sonnenfeld

- Matilda (1996), Danny DeVito

- Lord of War (2005); Andrew Niccol

- La Famille Bélier (2014), Éric Lartigau

- Star Wars VII : Le Réveil de la force (2015), J.J. Abrams

- Star Wars VIII : Les derniers Jedi (2017), Rian Johnson

- Star Wars IX : L'Ascension de Skywalker (2019), J.J. Abrams

- Invictus (2009), Clint Eastwood

- Les Beaux Gosses (2009), Riad Sattouf

- Chaos (2000), Hideo Nakata

- The Son (2022), Florian Zeller

- Very Bad Trip (2009), Todd Phillips

- Dark Shadows (2012), Tim Burton

- The Purge (2013), James DeMonaco

- Mr. Jones (2019), Agnieszka Holland

- Peter Pan (1953), Clyde Geronimi, Wilfred Jackson & Hamilton Luske

- Les Visiteurs (1993), Jean-Marie Poiré

- Belfast (2021), Kenneth Branagh

- Le Prénom (2012), Alexandre de La Patellière & Matthieu Delaporte

- Train Dreams (2025), Clint Bentley

- The Breakfast Club (1985), John Hughes

- Joyeux Noël (2005), Christian Carion

- Troy (2004), Wolfgang Petersen

- J'ai tué ma mère (2009), Xavier Dolan

- Mrs. Doubtfire (1993), Chris Columbus

- 8 Mile (2002), Curtis Hanson

- Bullet Train (2022), David Leitch

- Chicken Run (2000), Nick Park & Peter Lord

- A la recherche du bonheur (2006), Gabriele Muccino

- Le Petit Prince (2015), Mark Osborne

- Elemental (2023), Peter Sohn

- Kong: Skull Island (2017), Jordan Vogt-Roberts

- Spider-Man : Far From Home (2019), Jon Watts

- Coupez ! (2022), Michel Hazanavicius

- Dogs Don’t Wear Pants (2019), J-P Valkeapää

- Lady Bird (2017), Greta Gerwig

- Cendrillon (1950), Clyde Geronimi, Wilfred Jackson & Hamilton Luske

- En attendant Bojangles (2021), Régis Roinsard

- Life of Pi (2012), Ang Lee

- Sully (2016), Clint Eastwood

- Five (2016), Igor Gotesman

- Toy Story 4 (2019), Josh Cooley

- Sleep (2023), Jason Yu

- The Terminal (2004), Steven Spielberg

- Resistance (2020), Jonathan Jakubowicz

- Creep (2014), Patrick Brice

- Mort sur le Nil (2022), Kenneth Branagh

- Die Another Day (2002), Lee Tamahori

- La Vie scolaire (2019), Mehdi Idir & Grand Corps Malade

- Simone, le voyage du siècle (2022), Olivier Dahan

- Le deuxième acte (2024), Quentin Dupieux

- De toutes nos forces (2013), Nils Tavernier

- Le Gamin au vélo (2011), Luc & Jean-Pierre Dardenne

- Mon chien stupide (2019), Yvan Attal

etc etc