Si ce n'est toi c'est donc ton fake (Bill Murray)

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"I'm changing all my passwords to "incorrect," so whenever I forget, it will tell me "Your password is incorrect.""

"Alcohol is never the answer... But it certainly helps you forget the question."


Wes Anderson était déjà un prince, c'est dorénavant un roi... (cf critique)

Françoise Hardy / Wes Anderson, le mariage parfait : http://youtu.be/MPD-WPNxpmU

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"It's impossible to say "I wasn't talking to you" politely."

"You don't have to like me... I'm not a Facebook status."


Ado, j'aurais certainement adoré cette comédie horrifique qui déménage, vieux con je la trouve sympathique...

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"Vegetarians, if you love animals so much, why do you eat all of their food ?"

"I just broke my personal record of days without dying today."


Embarquez avec eux, vous allez vous régaler... (cf critique)

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"A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it's 3am. And you're home alone. And you don't have a baby."

"A blind man walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair."


Un last show qui me laisse froid... (cf critique)

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"Wouldn't it be ironic to die in a living room?"

" What I don’t understand is how Dora is a five year old bilingual explorer but she needs help to figure out which of her books is red ? "

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"I need a 6 month vacation, twice a year."

"They say you are what you eat... Well, I don't recall eating any sexy beasts today."

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"Are oranges called oranges because they are orange in color or is the color orange called orange because oranges are orange in color ?"

"Pick any number. Multiply it by two. Now add 12 to it. Divide it by 3. Now change it to 10. That’s how many seconds you just wasted."

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"The first person to have twins must have been really confused."

"Common sense is a lot like deodorant. The people who need it most, never use it."

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"Take your age. Subtract 3. Then add 3. That's your age."

"Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents job."

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"The problem with the world is that the intillegent people are full of doubts and the stupid ones are full of confidence."

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"Walking out of a store after not buying anything and thinking, "try not to act like a criminal, try not to act like a criminal""

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"I like to stop the microwave at 0:01. It makes me feel like I'm defusing a bomb and saving lives."

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"I don't know if I'm hungry, but I'm going to eat anyway... just in case."

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"They should fill the airbags with confetti to make car accidents more fun."

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"I think we can all agree that one of the hardest things in life is trying to plug in your charger in the dark."

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"I changed my car horn to sound like gun shots. People get out of my way a lot faster now."

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"When I turn 69, I'll just sit and laugh for an entire year."

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"Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see."

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"It'd be hilarious to release a gorilla in a gorilla suit at the mall and see the look on security's face when they pull off the first mask."

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"Whenever you're powerless, remember: A single one of your pubic hairs can shut down a restaurant."

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"Why do people in Horror Movies yell out “Hello?” as if the killer is gonna say “yeah, I’m in the kitchen, want a sandwich?”"

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"Burger: $0.99. Salad: $5.99. And you wonder why everyone is fat."

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"An ugly personality can easily destroy a pretty face."

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"You have to wonder, the guy who discovered milk, what was he doing to that cow ?"

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"If weed ever becomes legal, I bet the commercials will be amazing."

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"You don't realize you have something good until its gone. Toilet paper is a great example."


Je parlais d'intelligence à propos d'"El Bola" et ici je la cherche encore. J'ai eu le sentiment d'être dans un truc qui mélangerait "La Grande vadrouille" et "L'Agence tous risques" avec le fameux "D'après une histoire vraie" comme alibi. Clooney c'est un peu le Guillaume Canet US, sauf que ce dernier invite ses potes à bouffer des huitres quand George le fait en parlant de dents en or. Quitte à se foutre de la gu... du public ce serait quand même mieux d'éviter l'indécence.

Et côté cinéma, si Clooney avait fait illusion avec ses deux premiers films, soit il n'en a dorénavant plus rien à faire soit il est tout simplement un bien piètre réalisateur.

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"Someone just told me that "1 out of 3 people who start smoking will eventually die." The other two apparently became immortal."

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"I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when it's not my birthday."

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"1. Vodka is made from potatoes.
2. Potatoes are vegetables.
3. Vegetables are good for you.
4. You're welcome! "

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"We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police."