Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity

To seize the House and the Senate in one moment

Would you capture it… or just let it slip ?

Yo

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy

There’s ketchup on his tie already, mom’s spaghetti

He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready

To drop bombs… but he keeps on forgetting

What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud

He opens his mouth but the words won’t come out

He’s choking how ? Everybody’s joking now

The clock’s run out, time’s up, over… blaow

Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity

Oh there goes Donnie, he choked, he’s so mad but he won’t

Give up that easy ? No, he won’t have it, he knows

His whole back’s to these ropes, it don’t matter, he’s dope ?

He knows that, but he’s broke… well, not broke, just

Caught red-handed with the market, pump-and-dump, crypto, meme-stock

When he goes back to Mar-a-Lago, that’s when it’s

Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody

Better go capture this moment and hope it don’t pass him

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment

You own it, you better never let it go

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime…

yo

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment

You own it, you better never let it go

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime

His soul’s escaping through this hole that is gaping

This world is mine for the taking, make me king

As we move toward a new world order… wait, that was the plan

But the voters said “nah”, midterms just slammed the door

No more immunity, no more delay, no more “I alone can fix it”

Just another failed strongman watching the map turn blue

Conflict of interest ? He is the conflict of interest

Tariffs for the base, stock tips for the family,

Truth Social pumping while the country pays the bill

Fascist cosplay with the flags and the salutes,

But when the votes came in… the only thing rising was the blood pressure

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment

You own it, you better never let it go

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime… yo

The soul’s escaping… through this hole that is gaping

This world is mine for the taking… make me king

As we move toward a… new… world… order…

A world order where the only thing ordered is another special counsel

And the only thing MAGA left is the hat collecting dust

You better lose yourself…

(Fin. Le micro tombe. Le public rit. Trump regarde les résultats et crie « Fraud ! » une dernière fois. Personne n’écoute.)